Ryan Seacrest told Kelly Ripa on Live with Kelly and Ryan that one time he went to visit the Kardashians and he had to go to the bathroom. He went into their high tech, all black powder room with an electric toilet. When he was done, he went to flush. There was only one problem, he could not find the button to do it.
Finally, after some searching he found it. After he pressed it, the water started to back up. What was he going to do? He reached in to get the toilet paper and whatever else was out, so the water would go down and not up. When it stopped, he bolted out of there and left it as.
Now I am pretty sure, they all call him Little 💩 behind his back. Unless he left a big 💩 in the porcelain Gd. I mean, it had to poop and not a piss, right?
When it comes to leaving it there, they can’t get mad at him. If it was not for him, they would not be able to pay for that overpriced John. After all that Little 💩 produces Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
When they announced that they were doing a Charlie’s Angels reboot with Kristen Stewart and Elizabeth Banks, I thought the Razzies has a lot of their nominees handed to them with this film. In fact, before I hit play, I was thinking of writing, it was nice of Sony Pictures not to destroy Farrah Fawcett’s memory by not posting this on the day of the death of her anniversary. Then I hit play…
I was surprised it was not bad, it made me smile. It understands that it needs to be as cheesy as possible. It is supposed to fun, and it looks that is what we can expect from the film that comes out on in November.
This is not enough for me to go see it, but is it enough for you?
Now, that Sharknado is dead like the sharks that Ian Ziering chainsawed his way out of, the actor needs another weather related, creature feature to keep him busy. Crashing onto Syfy on August 17th is Zombie Tidal Wave.
The telemovie is directed by Anthony C. Ferrante, who also did the movies with sharks in tornadoes. What is it about? As if the title is not a giveaway. It is described as, “A zombie-slinging tidal wave hits a small town causing maritime mayhem.”
In other words, stupid fun. Things we need more of.
If it is what you want, then watch it. If enough of us do, then we will get more of this ridiculousness. Which they are already planning for even though it has not yet aired.
Zombie Tidal Wave is part of their Shark Week movies that includes all of the Sharknadoss and two of the multi-headed sharks.
https://youtu.be/CGDgp_s1T2o?t=172
Before Minka Kelly knew what college she wanted to go to on Friday Night Lights, she had three to choose from on American Dreams. She looks the same now as she did when she was 24 in that 2005 episode.
