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The makeover that crashed and burned on This Morning
April 1st, 2019 under This Morning, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]


How many times have you watch a morning news show do a makeover on someone and they looked worse than when they came in. The person tries to pretend that they love the change, but you know that they hate it as much as we do.

Today on This Morning, they gave a 47-year-old woman a new look for her high school reunion on Friday and it was terrible. They put her in tight-fitting velvet pink dress that was not flattering to her figure with white cowboy boots, bleached blonde hair from the golden era of movies and makeup that even a drag queen would say tone it down to.

How did she react? She cried and the hosts tried to reassure that they will let her choose whatever she wants to be done for the redo. Before she could get a makeover to her makeover, she had to do lunch with her husband as a gift from the show.

As they were leaving the stage, she was arguing with her husband. Then they got into the car and when they started to drive away, it crashed.

Holly Willoughby was devastated for this poor woman. Instead of her co-anchor Phillip Schofield comforting her, he told her it was all an April’s Fool Day joke.

Then the stylists were like, do you think we would do that on purpose? Which was insulting them, but then again she could not say to them that she hated what they did on live TV. Thus, she was screwed either way.

Personally, I don’t think they went far enough. I would have used Divine as my role model and gone even bigger than that. If you can?

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Ione Skye ruins that iconic moment from Say Anything
April 1st, 2019 under John Cusack. [ Comments: none ]


Whether you have seen Say Anything or not, then you know that scene where John Cusack holds up a boom box playing Peter Gabriel’s In Your Eyes over his head to win back Ione Skye. It was the romantic gesture that men and Hollywood have been retreating ever since.

On April 14th, the coming of age movie turns 30 and People spoke with Skye about that unforgettable moment. She said that the scene was very important to Cusack and the writer/director Cameron Crowe, but she was focused on something else. She wanted to make sure her nightgown was falling the right way and her body looked good as she tossed and turned around in her bed.

Even though Cusack was outside and she was in bed, you would think they both shared that time together; but he was not serenading her. They actually filmed their parts on different days which totally kills the romance.

Her confessions get even worse. Crowe wanted an Elvis Costello song to be playing, but the singer saw the clip and said no. Eventually, they went Gabriel’s tune which was a good thing because Costello’s music sucks. Makes me like him even less after hearing this.

Talking about hearing, she did not hear that song when she was shooting. She does not remember what it was, but she says it was beautiful.

Did she think that would be the thing that stood out from the film? She did not. I guess from her perspective all she was doing was looking at the ceiling making sure her boobs looked good as we were looking at that big boob in a raincoat trying to win her back.

I know after I saw that movie, I wanted and still want a man do that for me. Instead of handing me a mixtape, I want him to play it for me on a boombox. OK, in 2019, I want him to play me my playlist on his phone. Screw my neighbors, they are just jealous. Seriously, who hasn’t wanted that?

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Can’t Joe Jonas poop in private?
April 1st, 2019 under Jonas Brothers. [ Comments: none ]


Now that the Jonas Brothers are back together, that means that Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas do everything together. And I do mean everything.

The other day after a performance, Joe wanted to take a poo but Kevin insisted on having one of their post show chats. Which is probably symbolism for how it went.

I wonder who took the photo? I am assuming it is Nick, but it could have been his wife Priyanka Chopra.

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The Addams Family looks horrible
April 1st, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


If you thought that Will Smith as the Genie is the most sacrilegious thing this year being done by Hollywood, then you were wrong. MGM is remaking The Addams Family as an animated movie and they released their first look at the cast. After seeing the poster, I wish I was Cousin Itt. This way I would have hair over my eyes and would not be able to see it.

They’re not creepy and they’re not kooky, mysterious and spooky, they’re not altogether ooky, They’re just icky!

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Happy April Fool’s Day!
April 1st, 2019 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


Today is April Fool’s Day and people like to pull pranks on each other. Something, I don’t agree with because today is my birthday and I have gotten plenty of empty boxes throughout my life. It is so not funny. That is why every day, but today is April Fool’s Day to me. People don’t suspect it as much.

However, if you are not me, then Today show gave us some really good ideas for pranks. Put mayo in a yogurt container or offer someone a candy apple made with an onion instead. My favorite suggestion is rolling some toilet paper down then using some hairspray to fuse the other pieces to the roll and let the good times roll.

What are your favorite pranks?

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