Back when Tom Cruise was having his jumping on couches stage, he met with Seth Rogen to help repair his image. Instead, Rogen taught Cruise something he had no idea about. That thing is internet p0rn. That’s right, he did not know that is what the internet is for.
What happened after that, we are only left to imagine. Probably, the same thing we all did when we were left alone with a computer for the first time! Spent the whole time watching the good stuff.
That was only one of the stories that Rogen told Seth Meyers about the Top Gun on Late Night yesterday. As the actor was driving to meet Cruise, he really had to pee. He did not want to rush into the house and be like, ‘Dude where is the little boy’s room?’ Thus, as he was driving up the long windy driveway, he made a pit stop and peed in a Snapple bottle. Since I am a woman, I thought it would be an easy thing for a man to do, but apparently, it is not. Rogen had to position himself in a way to get it all in the bottle. Therefore, Rogen is assuming that Cruise has a video of him urinating in a bottle.
Which makes you think that Cruise does not get what internet p0rn is all about. Well besides that, it is also for putting up videos like that for the rest of the world to see. Or at least people like us who would totally check it out!
The musician played songs from old Soviet movies, which a guest said was some of the only Russian songs they knew. They’re heading up to Harlem; I left them at Times Square💕💕💕💕Lots of luck, love and happiness to Sergey & Marina pic.twitter.com/GjvC70gPnS
The NYC subway is such an important part of the city’s central nervous system, you can see anything and everything if you take a ride on one. It is always an adventure.
Yesterday, when WSJ’s City Hall reporter Katie Honan was traveling back uptown to Grand Central, she witnessed an actual wedding party celebrating their nuptials in her car. Sergey & Marina were taking the public transportation up to Harlem with their friends and family, so the musician played some songs from old Soviet movies to keep the party atmosphere going.
How did the reporter feel about what she just witnessed? She said, “Dear @MTA, everything you have ever done to me is forgiven. I got on an uptown 3 at Wall Street and stumbled upon a wedding party. Now we are riding and celebrating. I love New York, I love New York, I love New York.” That is why you always hear people say, only in New York because what other city could you see something like this?
To the newlyweds, may your marriage last longer than train ride!
The Los Angeles Dodgers has Dodger Dogs and the Arizona Cardinals have the Gridiron Burger for $75. What is it? It comes with five 1/3 pound burger patties, five all-beef hot dogs, five bratwursts, 20 slices of American cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles and tanker sauce, on a 10-inch bun.
If you can eat all of that in an hour, you get a free Cardinals Jersey and your photo on the scoreboard. That and probably a visit to the nearby hospital to have your stomach pumped.
I love burgers, but even I am like no way. Does that burger score a touchdown with you?
Weezer recently released Toto’s 1983 hit Africa and took it #1 on the Billboard Alternative charts this week. In turn, Toto is releasing Weezer’s 2001 hit Hash Pipe tomorrow. Got it?
Here is another update to the musical story. Yesterday, while Weezer was playing Los Angeles, Weird Al Yankovic and his accordion joined the band on stage to sing Africa along with Rivers Cuomo. Who knew you could do a thrashing rock solo with accordion, but turns out you can.
This update on the update is so bitchin’, I think they should release it. Then at some point, Weird Al needs to meet up with Toto on tour and do Hash Pipe with them. Especially, since Toto gave this review the Weirdzer cover, “Nicely done Al!”
