Seriously? OMG! WTF?

A post shared by therock (@therock) on Jul 6, 2018 at 9:15pm PDT

The Rock is in China to promote his move Skyscraper that comes out on Friday and they really seem to like him. That or they never saw anyone like him before. I am thinking it is a mixture of both because there are not many people quite like him. Which is a good and bad thing. Uniqueness is a good thing but it is a bad thing more celebs do not have his huge heart.

Oprah Winfrey has been on television since she was just 19 years old. What if she never went into show business, what would she be doing now? She told British Vogue’s Edward Enniful that she would be a teacher in a classroom. She explained to him why “It’s the thing that still brings me the great joy.”

Did you know she actually teaches the students at her South African school via satellite? Every Christmas she tells us what is her favorite things are, but shared her favorite moment with him and that is looking at someone’s face when they get it.

Talking about looking, she recently Googled herself for the first time. How did it go? She said, “I am so impressed with myself.” She has every reason to be because she found out she is the first self-made African-Amercian billionaire and donated more to charity in the 20th century than any other African American. You Google my name and it asks me why do you think anyone would care about you?

Back to Opran and the search provider. That is how much everyone loves Oprah, not even Google can find something bad to say about her. Because there is nothing!

A post shared by Karl Cook (@mrtankcook) on Jul 6, 2018 at 9:34am PDT

Kaley Cuoco has not even been married to Karl Cook for a week, and she already had shoulder surgery. That means that the newlyweds had to rush some of the honeymoon activities before she went under the knife. Things post-marital sex!

Looking at this video that her husband shared of her walking with her legs very far apart, you might think they have been too much riding. And I am not talking about horses. Then you would be wrong as I was. What was the real cause? Too much key lime pie! As we know, too much dessert will cause anyone to walk funny like her.

When it comes to the surgery, she revealed via her Instagram stories that she planned it a year ago. Now she is stuck with her arm in a cast for the next 4-6 weeks. She should be healed by the time The Big Bang Theory goes back into production. Or Leonard is going to have some explaining to do.

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Match Game is back on ABC and the show had some new first-time celebrity panelists like David Arquette, Michael Ealy and Laverne Cox on the game show yesterday. Even though they are newbies, they showed us humor never gets old when it is unintended!

Alec Baldwin asked the question, “When Al Gore was younger, he made a movie called Inconvenient Truth. Now that he is getting older, he is seeing his doctor about an inconvenient blank.”

Alex was hoping that the celebs would say ache, and he was so wrong. So wrong, the audience rightfully booed him. Joel McHale went with, “constant pee.” Constance Zimmer thought it should be “hernia”. Arquette went with the opposite of McHale because he said, “poop.” Caroline Rhea’s response rhymed with Arquette’s because she thought it should be “tooth”.

Believe it or not, it was tame until then. When Alec got to Ealy, he wrote down “penis.” I guess he forgot who was sitting to his left. Before Baldwin even had a chance to say anything, Cox warned him, “Don’t go there Alec!” She then added, “No comment on that!” In case you have been living under a rock and a hard place, she previously went to her doctors for an inconvenient penis. Oh the jokes they could have made, but ABC’s censors would have Arquette’s answer if they did.

In case you were wondering, Cox went little higher with her answer. She thought of what most older men complain about and that is prostate.

When it comes to the newbies, I think all of them would make great repeat panelists. In fact, Cox was so funny, she deserves her own game show.

Elvis Costello got a phone call six weeks ago that changed his life forever. His specialist told him to play the lotto because he is a lucky guy. That is because he was diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer that can be defeated with one surgery.

The singer went in and got the surgery, and was optimistic that he would be able to do his European tour. After playing a few dates, he and his doctors realized that he needs more time to recover. Therefore, he reluctantly cancelled his remaining six dates to recuperate. Which he is doing right now.

The 63-year-old also revealed that he and The Impostors have an album coming out, most likely, in October. Therefore, the disappointed fans have something to look forward to.

Costello ended his health update with a special message for everyone. He wrote, “Take very good care of your loved ones but Gentleman, do talk to you friends – you’ll find you are not alone – seek your doctor’s advice if you are in doubt or when it is timely and act as swiftly as you may in these matters. It may save your life. Believe me, it is better than playing roulette.” On that note, no word if he played the lottery.

Get well soon!

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