If you thought that sharks flying around in a tornado was pretty terrifying, it is the calm before the Shaqnado storm. That’s right thousands of Shaqs are swirling around in tornadoes and there is only one thing that can save us. Two things actually, Posh Spice and James Corden. Gd help us because we are going to need it.
Why? Because there is one thing that Victoria Beckham is worse at than singing, and that is acting. Which is the opposite of what the adult entertainment stars I used to see at Porn Star Karoake were bad at.
Jason Mraz’s song I’m Yours is already a pretty happy jam that makes you feels good. Well. Sesame Street found a way to make the tune even happier. They reworked the lyrics to tell kids to go outside. It inspired me so much, and I won’t stay inside, no more, no more. But it is raining out, so now I am upset and wet. But when the sun comes out again, then I will try it again.
Seriously though, this song can brighten any day. Even a day that is gloomy like today.
Rob Lowe posed with Dermot Mulroney and Dylan McDermott, or is it Dylan McDermott and Dermot Mulroney? Anyways, he looks like what would happen if the two actors merged as one. Which they basically have because can anyone but them tell them apart? I know I can’t. Can you?
Deadpool is as well know for being a Superhero as his snarky one-liners and he still has that fresh mouth in the sequel. Today, they released a new trailer for the anticipated dick flick and it has a line that will make you high-five whatever you heard it on.
Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) says to Cable (Josh Brolin), “So dark, you sure, you’re not from the DC Universe?” If you don’t get that diss, then you should not be allowed in to this movie. If you do get it, then run out and buy your tickets today. Or go online like everyone else does!
Last question, when is Peter going to get his own movie? Peter! Peter! Peter!
