I love The Rock, and I see all his movies no matter how bad they are. But I think Rampage is the first one I will say no to. I am so over superhero movies and this just seems like yet another one of them. Instead of having the bad guys being in human form, they will be genetically modified animals that like to kill. In other words, your typical Dick Flick blockbuster. Same plot, different looking leads. Which is fine for the boys and men who never grow up, but I will be home praying no one ever genetically modifies my cat like what happened in Zoo. That show at least has a whole lot less CGI, so it did not look as fake.
Are you going to run out and see it on April 20th?
Will & Grace, Roseanne and Murphy Brown all got revivals, and today Ellen DeGeneres asked Jerry Seinfeld on her show if was up for bringing his sitcom back for at least one more season? Can the show about nothing become something again? All he told her in his whiny voice, “It’s possible.” With that the audience went wild and he was never able to say but.
Maybe this will be the push he needs to make it happen. He tells NBC he is in and they will give him a straight-to-series pickup. Only thing is, Julia Louis Dreyfus is still healing from her chemotherapy to fight breast cancer and she still has another season of Veep to shoot. That and have we forgiven Michael Richards for using N-word? Well, at least he has Jason Alexander, so do you need anyone besides those two? Revival on!
Do you want to see more episodes of Seinfeld or are you still pissed off about the painfully awful series finale that was so bad it killed Frank Sinatra?
A fan asked Kevin Smith how he deals with his insecurities, and his advice is something we can adhere to. He said, “Insecurity is a fictional story that we tell ourselves about what we fear the world oakecvinsmih thinks of us. So since it’s all made up just tell yourself a BETTER fictional story, in which everything always works out OK. If you’re gonna make shit up anyway, might as well make it positive.”
He is so right. Most of us our own worst critic, so why don’t we become our best reviewer. I mean he did make Jersey Girl with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, after the two of them did Gigli, and he still saw it as a good movie.
Seriously though, one of my favorite all-time scenes from any movie is from Jay & Silent Bob. At the end of the movie, they go knocking on the doors of all the people who gave them bad reviews on the internet and beat the crap out of them. Imagine if we could do that to our online bullies. Since we legally can’t, then we need turn the negatives into a positive.
You are the Prince of England and you can have anyone sing at your wedding, who would you ask? Adam Sandler? Nope, according to Entertainment Tonight, Prince Harry asked Ed Sheeran, whose songs are perfect for any newlyweds’ first dance.
No word yet if he will sing Photograph or Perfect or any of his tunes for the Prince and Meghan Markle on May 19th, but it’s an offer he cannot refuse.
You know if Sheeran’s career ever tanks, he could totally become a wedding singer. I would totally hire him to sing at my wedding. Who wouldn’t?
