Ryan Reynolds shared a photo of himself texting his mom with an imaginary phone, but I was not looking at his hands. That is because my eyes were focused on what is happening between his legs. It is like he has an elephant’s head for a crotch which makes think that Blake Lively is a lucky woman.
Although in Deadpool, it did not look that way. Admit it, you paused that scene to see how big his Van Wilder is. I know I am not alone and there is nothing wrong with that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhF0qVR5wLw
Before Nicole Eggert did not have a father on Charles In Charge, she had a father who loved to gamble on Fantasy Island. How awwwdorable in the 8-year-old in that 1981 episode?
W Magazine asked Salma Hayek about her first kiss and they got more of a story than they were expecting. She was 15 and she knew it was time. She asked her friends for advice and it ranged from keep your mouth closed to the suck on his tongue.
The last friend told her to make sure tasted good. Therefore, she started rubbing honey on her lips every night, hoping she would taste sweet.
The big moment came, and she was a natural. When they were done, she asked him how she tasted and he said like honey. Thus, she kept putting it on her lips at night. Only problem the ants loved it and started biting her lips. So don’t put honey on your lips before you go to sleep otherwise the bed bugs will bite.
Ever since we got to know mommy UPN and daddy The WB, we only saw them 5 days a week. Then they got together and their child The CW took over for them. Now, that he is 12 years old, we are going to get to watch him 6 days a week in the fall.
Mark Pedowitz, President, The CW said, “By expanding to six nights, The CW is now able to give our fans even more of the series they’re so passionate about. Broadcasting remains the foundation of our multi-platform approach to bringing our programming to viewers.” iZombie and Crazy Ex Girlfriend better be two of the shows that will be back next year since they have 2 extra hours of programming. Although, they might add a 6th DC Comics show because they can never have enough.
Back in September, Julia Louis-Dreyfus shared with all of us that she has breast cancer. Since then she has received chemotherapy to fight it and today she announced that she had an operation. The Emmy winning actress posted the above absolutely gorgeous photo and said, “Hoorah! Great doctors, great results, feeling happy and ready to rock after surgery. Hey cancer, ‘Fuck you!’ Here’s my first post-op photo.”
Cancer might’ve thought it could win, but she is beating the battle and will win the war. You messed with wrong person cancer because she is going to defeat your puny little a$$!
