Even though it has been almost 45 years since Jane Seymour was a Bond girl, that is not stopping her from posing for Playboy. That is exactly the type of medicine Dr Quinn would order for herself, especially since she looks younger at 67 than she did when she filmed that period drama.
What is her secret to looking so good? She revealed, “I haven’t done any surgeries or injections or anything. I haven’t done any of it.” Then she added, “So I still look like ‘me.’ Everyday I’m kind of tempted, but then I look at people I know and I don’t [recognize] them. I’m authentically being me. That’s important to me.”
She also said, “I feel much sexier now than I ever did when I was younger.” You have to feel sexy to pose for Playboy after you are a senior citizen, but look at her. She is much sexier now than she was then and she was a hot number when she was younger!
When you think of science, there is nothing sexy about it. Even the biology of human sexuality is boring. Well, leave it to Harry Connick Jr and Neil deGrasse Tyson to sex it up. I got more turned on to listening them singing scientific words than when my teacher shocked me with an electric charge in chemistry class. And we were not even studying electricity on that day or that semester.
Seriously, if science teachers were more like deGrasse Tyson, then maybe more of us would be interested in science. Granted Neil and I went to same JHS, and obviously our science teachers had much more of an influence on him than they did on me.
We still have another day of the work week, so what can possibly bring a smile to our faces? How about dancing animals? The Pet Collective collected a bunch of pets dancing and we collect a bunch of smiles. Who doesn’t want to see a head banging cockatoo? Twerking pigs? Booty shaking dogs? And jumping cats? I know I do and I can’t turn my smile upside down no matter how much I try.
I don’t know about you, but I was raised on the films from the Friday the 13th franchise. It might be why I never wanted to go to sleepaway camp in New Jersey every summer that my parents tried to get me to go. Now that I am older, you still could not get me there even though I laughed my way throughout those movies.
While that is me, other people are more daring to go the camp where Friday the 13th was filmed almost 40 years ago. In fact, there is a tour group that offers tours of the site and on April 13th they are trying something different. They are offering up an overnight stay to the highest bidders.
What does that get you? According to Crystal Lake Tours you get a the tour of the camp, have an amazing dinner in our historic dining hall and take part in a first overnight stay in their log cabins. If you survive Jason Vorhees, then you get to eat breakfast with Adrienne King, who played Alice in the first two films.
Not brave enough to sleep in the woods with a serial killer who wears a hockey mask, then they are offering up three other tours on the 13th and 14th of April. If you go to one of the two 9a tours, then it is $135. But if you dare to go to the one that starts at 3p, then it is $175.
I say let them go, I will be home watching the movies with the air conditioner on and no mosquitoes or serial killers in sight. I like my blood in my body!
Tiffany Haddish is the second guest on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show today and the first one was Oprah Winfrey. Well Haddish is a big fan of Lady O, but sadly she had left as soon as her segment was done. Or so she thought.
As Haddish was praising the woman we all love, she revealed that she sent a few letters to her idol, but never got a reply. Therefore, Ellen wanted to know why Oprah never replied. At that moment Haddish lost it and couldn’t stop crying as she met the Queen of Daytime. But then again who wouldn’t become a slobbering mess if they met Oprah like that.
It is nice to see Ellen use her power for good and not to scare the crap out of someone like she normally does. Especially to someone who is as talented as Haddish, I have loved her since The Carmichael Show. She had us cracking up in every scene she was in on that show. I miss that show, but at least the cast is having successful careers now that it won’t be back for another season.
