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Neil deGrasse Tyson is excited over the James Webb Telescope image
July 12th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: 10 ]

NASA released the first photo taken from the James Webb Telescope, which is about one million miles away from us, and Neil deGrasse Tyson is salivating over it.

I wish we could bottle his excitement for it because we all need a little bit of that positivity in our day.

Seeing the 63-year-old look like a little boy talking about all of the universes in that photo made me so happy.

I just wish I could be as happy as he is about this. The photo reminds me of the painting I made during drunk painting. How did deGrasse Tyson and I have the same teachers during our impressionable time? He loves science, and our JHS teachers passed me, so they didn’t have to have me in their class again.


LeVar Burton reads Goodnight Moon to Neil deGrasse Tyson
June 17th, 2022 under LeVar Burton, Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

What causes Neil deGrasse Tyson to go over the moon? LeVar Burton is reading him Goodnight Moon to help him fall to sleep!

While the scientist got his reading in person, we can still use it to help us fall asleep at night. I know it works for me! So try it for yourself tonight!


Don’t expect Neil deGrasse Tyson to go to space in the billionaires’ penis-shaped rockets
April 13th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since the billionaires have been going up to space, I have wondered why Neil deGrasse Tyson has not been one of them. Now the astrophysicist explained why.

deGrasse Tyson said he doesn’t “want to boldly go where hundreds have gone before.” Ouch! However, if you offer him the chance to go to the moon or Mars, then he will sign up on day one. But going up 100 feet in the sky doesn’t get a rise out of his rocketship.

If Bezos wants to offer me his spot, I will be more than willing to take it. After all, deGrasse Tyson and I went to the same JHS, so it is like the same thing. Well, the big difference between us is that I believe that Pluto is a planet.


What Neil deGrasse Tyson do if aliens asked him to take them to his leader
January 14th, 2022 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

If aliens came to our planet, they would probably go see Neil deGrasse Tyson because he is a planetary scientist. That is unless they came from Pluto.

Anyways, if they asked him to take them to his leader, which leader would he take them to? He would bring them to Comic-Con so that they could see people that look like them. Then he pondered if people on their planet dress up as humans at their comic conventions?

And now I am imagining what aliens look like if they dressed up as us. Who would they pick as the person they would want to look like? Probably, Kim Kardashian because they have wide middles like her. That, and she looks like one of them.


Neil deGrasse Tyson’s take on Just Look Up is so scary
December 30th, 2021 under Neil deGrasse Tyson. [ Comments: none ]

Neil deGrasse Tyson is one of the most respected scientists in the World. Naturally, I was curious what he thought about the apocalyptic movie Just Look Up.

In short, it is about two scientists who discover a massive comet is hurling toward the earth, and it is a planet killer. They try to alert people to it, but no one believes them, including the President of the United States and the media. Will anyone believe them before it is too late?

Back to deGrasse Tyson, what did he think of it? “Finally saw the Netflix film ‘Don’t Look Up,’ a fictional tale of a Nation distracted by pop-culture and divided on whether to heed dire warnings of scientists,” he wrote. “Everything I know about news-cycles, talk shows, social media, & politics tells me the film was instead a Documentary.”

Wait, does this mean he tried to warn us about something, and we didn’t believe him? Is that what he is saying here? I already suffered from insomnia, and now I will never sleep. So if my JHS alum tells us there is a planet killer coming our way, listen to him and not the fake news. He knows what he is talking about, and they don’t


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