While most casts on reality shows never want to speak to each other ever again, Jersey Shore is not like all of the others. Almost 5 years after the show ended, most of the partiers reunited for a special occasion. Deena Cortes got married to Christopher Buckner in NJ, of course, and The Situation, JWoww, DJ Pauly D, Snooki, Sweetheart and Vinny were all there to see them say I do. Then I am sure they partied like they were back in their house on Jersey Shore. Because after all, you can take them out of Seaside Heights, but you cannot take Seaside Heights out of them.
Gwyneth Paltrow recycled her Halloween costume, as in she made it out of a cardboard box package she got. Which is the perfect look for her because most of us would like to return her to sender!
UPDATE: So it from Se7en, a movie I fell asleep watching. Thus, why I didn’t get the reference.
Ryan Seacrest brought Kelly Ripa a toy to play with today on their show Live with Kelly and Ryan, and it looks like something else he plays with when he is petting a headless pussy. I don’t need to elaborate, just press play and you will see what I am talking about!
I am sure you have heard the expression “jump the shark.” It refers to when a show has climaxed and reached the point of no return, and it is all downhill from there. The reference is from the Happy Days episode when the cast went to California and the Fonz jumps a shark. It was so over the top that there was nothing that the show could do to go back to the way it was beforehand.
It has been 40 years, one month and one week since that legendary episode aired and yesterday Henry Winkler talked about it on Watch What Happens Live. Andy Cohen wanted to knew if the actor thought the show really jumped the shark with that episode. Arthur Fonzerelli told him, “One, we did it in the fourth year and we were number one for the next five years. So I really didn’t care.” Then he added, “There were still newspapers and every time they mentioned ‘jumped the shark’ they would show a picture of me water skiing. And at that time I had great legs!” In other words, take your jump the shark and go swim with one!
When it comes to who he wants to play Fonzie, if they ever do a remake, and he said it is a toss up between Robert De Niro and Ryan Gosling.
Another caller wanted to know which of his Better Late Than Never co-vacationers would he Shag, Marry or Kill. He said he would kill William Shatner, marry George Foreman for his money and shag Terry Bradshaw because he claims to have a lot of money but he does not have a grill like the boxer. On that note, Better Late Than Never will be back on NBC New Year’s Day! I hope I am sobered up by then because I love love love this show that has yet to jump the shark!
Jennifer Garner and her dog Birdie sat down for some storytime before bed. The human was dressed as a skeleton and her friend as witch. As she read each word, the hat came off of Bird. Once Birdie lost her magic cap, she lost her interest in the tale. And with that they lived happily ever after never knowing how Room on the Broom ended.
What we got from the story is that Jennifer Garner has the cutest Instagram out there!
