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Miranda Cosgrove went as a slutty version of her childhood costume
November 1st, 2022 under Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Back when Miranda Cosgrove was a little girl, she dressed as the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz for Halloween.

Even though she is all grown up, she still wanted to dress like the man with no heart. So she created a sexy version of him, and even the Cowardly Lion would find his courage to ask her out.

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Was Justin Timberlake cloned from Daniel Stern?
November 1st, 2022 under Halloween, Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel dressed up for Halloween as Home Alone’s Marv and Harry. While the actress doesn’t look like Joe Pesci, the singer is the spitting image of Daniel Stern. So much so that I am wondering if he should be calling the actor daddy. What do you think?

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Tony Todd got about $1,000 per bee sting in Candyman
October 31st, 2022 under Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

It has been 30 years since we learned never to say Candyman five times into a mirror because then Tony Todd would appear and kill us.

While he scared the shit out of us, was he scared of those live bees that he had all over him and his mouth? The actor told Entertainment Tonight, “The bees were the worst nemesis.”

How did Todd get through it? He had a good lawyer who got him around $1,000 per bee sting. Therefore, the actor was like “bring it on.” How many times did he get stung? Only 27, and that is not bad because there were over 200,000 bees on set, and they had their own trailer.

Oh, another fun factoid from the interview. How did Todd avoid swallowing a mouth full of fresh honey? They put a dental dam in his mouth to keep him from pooping bees for days.

I hate bees, but I would be up to working with them if I was getting paid four digits per sting. Although, with the cost of living increase, I would get five digits per sting.

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It is Laurie Strode vs Michael Myers until Halloween Ends
July 20th, 2022 under Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis. [ Comments: none ]

Blumhouse released the trailer for the final Halloween movie in the 45-year franchise. And wow, Halloween Ends is going to go out in flames. I can’t wait to see how they end it all because the last two movies have been spectacular.

And now, I am wondering who lives and who dies. Part of me thinks it either ends with Michael Myers surviving or both of them dying. I don’t think it can end with Laurie Strode being the sole survivor unless she becomes a serial killer like her brother.

Halloween just doesn’t feel like it should end on a happy note. It is not a Disney movie. So they need to die miserably ever after.

How do you want to franchise to end when it comes out on October 14th.

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Amy Schumer can’t stop promoting Tampax
November 1st, 2021 under Amy Schumer, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Amy Schumer is the face of Tampax, so she is taking the role seriously. So seriously, she dressed as one of their tampons for Halloween.

I guess she didn’t read the part of the contract that says strings are attached no matter what. As in, you have to promote the feminine hygiene product every day of the year.

Now, I wonder what she will be giving gifts for Christmas. I know—Tampax tampons. To the men in her life, who will be getting a box, they make great snow angels. After you craft one, you can hang it from the tree as an ornament. To her Jewish friends, dip one in some wax and use it as a candle for your Menorah. For New Year’s Eve, just dip it in an alcoholic drink and suck it up. When it comes to Valentine’s day…I will stop right there.

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