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It is Laurie Strode vs Michael Myers until Halloween Ends
July 20th, 2022 under Halloween, Jamie Lee Curtis. [ Comments: none ]

Blumhouse released the trailer for the final Halloween movie in the 45-year franchise. And wow, Halloween Ends is going to go out in flames. I can’t wait to see how they end it all because the last two movies have been spectacular.

And now, I am wondering who lives and who dies. Part of me thinks it either ends with Michael Myers surviving or both of them dying. I don’t think it can end with Laurie Strode being the sole survivor unless she becomes a serial killer like her brother.

Halloween just doesn’t feel like it should end on a happy note. It is not a Disney movie. So they need to die miserably ever after.

How do you want to franchise to end when it comes out on October 14th.


Amy Schumer can’t stop promoting Tampax
November 1st, 2021 under Amy Schumer, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

Amy Schumer is the face of Tampax, so she is taking the role seriously. So seriously, she dressed as one of their tampons for Halloween.

I guess she didn’t read the part of the contract that says strings are attached no matter what. As in, you have to promote the feminine hygiene product every day of the year.

Now, I wonder what she will be giving gifts for Christmas. I know—Tampax tampons. To the men in her life, who will be getting a box, they make great snow angels. After you craft one, you can hang it from the tree as an ornament. To her Jewish friends, dip one in some wax and use it as a candle for your Menorah. For New Year’s Eve, just dip it in an alcoholic drink and suck it up. When it comes to Valentine’s day…I will stop right there.


The Weeknd dons the best Halloween costume
November 1st, 2021 under Halloween, The Weeknd. [ Comments: none ]

The Weeknd was the Godfather of the Super Bowl this year. And also for Halloween. That is because the singer went as Don Corleone for the holiday.

They did such a good job with the makeup; I can’t even recognize him. Even more so than after he got the plastic surgery.

What do you think of him as The Don?


How many Birds died to make Reese Witherspoon’s Halloween costume?
October 31st, 2021 under Halloween, Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe. [ Comments: none ]

Good evening. Reese Witherspoon went all out with her Halloween costume this year. The actress honored Alfred Hitchcock and dressed like Janet Leigh in his movie Birds. Her pale blue suit was covered with them. And because of that, she deserves another award on her mantle. This one for Most Fowl costume!


Tell me GMA bores people to death, without telling me GMA bores people to death
October 29th, 2021 under Halloween, TV News. [ Comments: none ]


The Deleon family in Texas went viral for changing up their Halloween decorations every day. So, Good Morning American decided to do a story about them. In return, they created this display for the morning news show. And I got that headline, so it is a treat all around!


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