Yesterday Warner Bros released a new clip from King Arthur: Legend of the Sword with David Beckham making his acting debut in it and fans are using both hands to critique his acting. One fan said that is the worst acting that they have ever seen. I have seen worse, and it was in another one Guy Ritchie’s movies. His ex-wife Madonna in Swept Away. Maybe it is not the actors but the director?
Do you think David Beckham should stick to modeling where we can’t hear him, or let’s give him a shot with that acting thing?
Just hours after Abby Lee Miller was sentenced to one year and one day for bankruptcy fraud, the Dance Moms teacher sat down with Good Morning America. When the reporter asked her if she thinks the sentence is harsh, Miller said, “A year and a day, it sounds like a movie title.” Then she added, “I’m going to pretend I’m in a movie and we’re on set and I’m there for 10 months and that’s the way it’s going to be.” I am sure the wardens and her cell mates are going to love to hear that.
It sounds like she thinks it will be such a cake walk, that she plans on spending her time in federal prison reading, learning Spanish and writing another book. You would think the reality show star would be more grounded in reality, but it doesn’t seem like she is. A reality she will soon face when she enters prison within the next 44 days.
She also says that she plans on spending her time focusing on herself because she says spent her life focusing on other people’s children instead of having her own. Something she has said plenty of times on the show.
When asked if she would do it all over again, she replied, “I would never had filed for bankruptcy ever,” adding, “I do not recommend it.” Maybe not frauding the government and hiding the money would be another way to look at it, but that is me.
I think the harshest form of punishment to give in her prison would be to make her watch Dance Moms with her fellow inmates. Let them critique how cruel she is to the kids and face the harsh reality of how people see her on the reality show. How does that sound?
Finally, I wonder if she reached out to Martha Stewart and asked her for her advice on how to survive in federal prison. Imagine the advice the homemaker could have for her. Although, I can’t see Stewart picking up her call. Can you?
Before Madonna played Evita in the 1996 movie, Patti LuPone originated the role on Broadway in 1979. Yesterday, while the legendary actress was on Watch What Happens Live someone called in and asked her if Madge and her ever had a conversation about playing the same iconic role.
Lupone said that the two of them spoke only once and all the singer said to her was, “I’m taller than you.” Then Andy Cohen asked his guest what she thought of the taller actress in Evita. This is where it gets good, oh so very good. LuPone told him, “I was on the treadmill, you know when MTV had videos, right, and I saw I believe it was Bueno Aires and I thought it was a piece of sh!t.” Then she continued on, “Madonna is a movie killer. She is dead behind the eyes, she cannot act her way out of a paper bag, She should not be in film or on stage.” Don’t cry for Madonna because it is true. Did you see Swept Away? That is one of the worst movies ever made, like Top 5 worst movies ever made.
LuPone wasn’t all negative about her because she also said, “She is a wonderful performer for what she does, but she is not an actress. Bang!” Madonna definitely felt that bang, we felt that bang.
Ob la di, ob la da life goes on, and it goes on so much better thanks to LuPone’s brutal and accurate honesty. Can anyone deny that what she said isn’t the truth?
Danny DeVito recently made his Broadway debut in The Price. Not only did he get a Tony nomination for his performance, he also got some special people to see him starring it in. Louie DePalma told Seth Meyers on Late Night yesterday that Barack Obama and Malia attended one of the show’s previews. During the intermission, the actor went into the room where the former President and his daughter were sitting and offered them each a nut ball. Since Malia is allergic to nuts, the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia star told the NBC host, “I gave him both balls!” No word if Obama put his nuts in his mouth.
And talking about the Twins’ star’s balls, I can’t stop picturing them bouncing as he jumps up and down naked on the mini-trampoline as he preps to go on stage. That image will forever be stuck in my head and now it is stuck in yours. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Look at those nut balls bounce.
