A few years ago, Lifetime turned Brittany Murphy’s life story into a movie of the week, and now they are doing the same for another Brit, Britney Spears. I guess they ran out of television shows to do Unauthorized stories on, so they are giving actors the same treatment. Who is next Charlie Sheen? Robert Downey Jr? Lindsay Lohan? Rob Lowe?
Britney begins production next month and will air sometime next year. Who do you think should play the Pop Princess?
MasterChef is finally back on Fox tonight at 8p and it is twice as good. That’s because they are airing two episodes back to back. Kevin Sbraga is the Guest Chef and the 9 remaining contestants are going to have to impress him, Gordon Ramsay and Christina Tosi. That is a tough order, but they are up for the challenge.
The first episode starts off with Mystery Box Challenge and the contestants have to prepare 3 fine dining dishes. Sounds easy, but it is harder than it looks. These Home Cooks have learned so much in the past weeks that they come very close to perfecting a 5 Star Meal.
Three of them made dishes better than the rest, and only one of them will win the advantage that moves them to the Top 8. Now that winner has been decided, they get to choose which of their competitors get to cook with the whole Salmon that needs to be sliced up and which ones get to prepare a meal with the canned version of it. Yes, canned version. Both are equally challenging and it will do someone in. All leading to a surprise elimination and I think the wrong person was sent home.
And then there were 8. The Top 8 contestants are given a new challenge that is broken into the three parts. They will have to prepare potatoes three different ways.
All 8 will prepare a cone of french fries. The 4 that master it move on and the other half must prepare mashed potatoes. At end of this phase, two move on and two must make my favorite pasta, gnocchi. Now the bottom 2 are about to become one and this elimination is the most shocking of all this season.
Finally, it is time for next week’s promo and one contestant will literally go down. From the way they left it, it doesn’t sound like they are going to get back up again. Hopefully they will because they are one my favorites. Just like MasterChef is one my favorite competition shows.
Sofia Vegara shared a photo of Joe Manganiello and herself going for a walk in the woods. I didn’t focus on lovey dovey they look in this picture, instead I can’t stop staring at the shaved sides of his head. Why would he get a Mohawk? No one looks good with one and even his face can’t save it. Thankfully, it will grow back, but for now we will just have to make the sacrifice and ogle his body instead.
We always thought that Dolly Parton had a style all of her own, but turns out she modeled herself after someone she knew when she was growing up.
She told Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show yesterday that, “When I was little, I patterned my look after the town trollop.” Then she explained why, “I thought she was the beautiful thing. She had all this makeup and hair and all the tight clothes and everything I wanted. So it impressed me.”
So much so, she is going to play The Painted Lady in the followup movie to her huge hit Coat of Many Colors. Christmas of Many Colors debuts November 30th on NBC and now we have another reason to tune in. We will get to see Miss Dolly play her style icon. An icon whose look she still emulates today and we don’t ever want her changing.
Ever since Ryan Lochte was caught liar, liar Speedo on fire, he has been dropped by several of his sponsors like Speedo and Gentle Hair Removal. Yesterday, a company made him a $10,000 offer and I hope he accepts it. Autoblow 2 wants him to pose with their first robotic male masturbation device that simulates a blowjob and say, “Autoblow 2: the masturbation device Olympic champions chose.” I think they need to add, “And that is no lie.”
Back to him and the Autoblow 2. If he had one Rio, then he would’ve stayed in, not got drunk, allegedly destroyed a bathroom and told his mom he was robbed at gunpoint. Had none of the latter happened, he would still be a respected Olympian and not this Olympic’s joke.
What does he have to lose if he takes this offer? His career is already swimming with the sharks. So do it with Autoblow 2!
