Yesterday a fan sent Ellen DeGeneres a pinata of her face and she didn’t know what to do with it. Then she came up with the brilliant idea of putting it outside of Clint Eastwood’s office on the Warner Bros lot. What did he do when he saw it? He got a bat and did his best Dirty Harry on it. Did he end the beating by saying, “Go ahead, make my day?” Nope, he told the candy stuffed Ellen, “Take that bitch!” Too bad that wasn’t his catchphrase back in the day!
Before Hayden Panniettere had a baby that she carried around on Nashville, someone was carrying her around in a Triaminic ad. How precious was the 5 year old in that 1995 commercial?
Skin Wars is back for season three tonight at 10p on GSN, and the third time is proving to be the charm.
Skin Wars is the only reality competition show where the subjects are basically nude every week. Wait, what? This is the only show where the contestants cover up a naked body with paint and create some of the most beautiful art you will ever see in your life.
Tonight’s first challenge for the artists is painting a costume on some Las Vegas Showgirls. Some people really step up for it, and others need some more experience.
Once we get to see what they can do, it is time for the elimination challenge. They will each be assigned a celebration from someplace in the World. Some we have heard of, like the Fourth of July, while others we will learn about when they explain their final work.
I have watched every episode of Skin Wars, and tonight’s contestants are paint brushes ahead of the ones who have competed in the past. The stuff they did tonight, is equivalent to what the other ones did later on in the season. And tonight is just the first episode.
I was completely and utterly blown away by what they created. I wasn’t alone, the host, Rebecca Romijn, and the judges, RuPaul Charles and body painting icons Craig Tracy and Robin Slonina all felt the same way.
When it comes to the contestants be prepared for Black Jesus to go up against an Orthodox Jew, and a clown vs a circus artist. There is no clear winner after tonight’s episode because so many of them are just amazing, but there are a few who are not ready for primetime. Will they go home tonight? Or will they keep them around? Let’s just say I was surprised by who wasn’t eliminated tonight.
Another positive about this season, is that there doesn’t seem to be your typical reality show villain. I hate the conflict causers on what should be a conflict free environment.
If you want to watch a competition show that is a true masterpiece, then you definitely don’t want to miss Skin Wars tonight and every Wednesday at 10p on GSN.
Just when you thought you saw it all on Instagram, Jason Biggs let’s us know we haven’t. Today he shared a photo of himself on the crapper taking a crap. He said, “Guys. This is HUGE for me. I’m taking a poop in a public restroom. To answer some of your inevitable questions: yes, I was on a bike ride when the urge struck, and yes, I am currently on a heavy dose of Zoloft.” Turns out he is more of Finch than Finch was in American Pie.
Now back to Biggs, so ewwwww. What more can you say after seeing someone take a dump? Did I saw ewwwww?
Christina Aguilera showed up to The Voice yesterday in something that looked more like something you would wear in the bedroom on a romantic night than on a reality singing competition.
On her website she said she was “channeling a retro Marilyn look,” but that is not what I saw. She also says that the pink silk jacket is a trench coat, but let’s be real it’s a robe. When it comes to what is under that “trench,” I am sure the boys like seeing her girls.
Did you like “retro Marilyn look?”
