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Christina Aguilera loves giving blow jobs
April 5th, 2023 under Christina Aguilera. [ Comments: none ]

Christina Aguilera was on Alex Cooper’s podcast Call Me Daddy, and she told the host what makes her man call her mommy.

Aguilera loves giving blow jobs. Since she grew up on the road with male dancers, she would ask them questions. Because of their answers, she has perfected going down on a man. And she knows each man has different needs, especially when it comes to their balls.

One thing she does on that front that I don’t is she will swallow. She likes the extra protein. I prefer a protein shake.

She also likes to masturbate. So she would bring a pocket-size vibrator with her to use when she needs it. That includes places like planes.

And yes, she is a member of the mile-high club!

You would think with all of these reveals; she would’ve lost her virginity at a young age. And she didn’t. She lost it when it was right for her. And since then, she has been learning and loving the lessons!

And now we know more about the singer than we ever did before. Good for her. Let’s be more open and talk about sex.


P!nk says that Lady Marmalade ‘wasn’t very fun to make’
February 20th, 2023 under Christina Aguilera, Pink. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 2001, Christina Aguilera, Lil Kim, Mya, and P!nk recorded a cover of Lady Marmalade for the Moulin Rogue soundtrack, and it was an instant hit. The music video looked like so much fun, but it turns out that was not how things were behind the scenes.

P!nk talked about it to BuzzFeed’s Sam Cleal. “Oh, okay, well there’s ‘Lady Marmalade’,” she said. “It wasn’t very fun to make; I’m all about fun, and it was a lot of fuss. There were some ~personalities~… Kim and Maya were nice. I guess it is iconic, but I remember I kept crying because my skin didn’t like the makeup. It was just…There was some annoying things happening that day.”

Since she didn’t mention X-Tina, everyone assumed she was throwing shade at the singer. Today, P!nk responded to that claim on social media. “Y’all are nuts,” she wrote. “Xtina had shit to do with who was on that song.If you don’t know by now- I’m not ‘shading’ someone by telling it over and over and over what actually happened. I’m zero percent interested in your fucking drama. If you haven’t noticed- I’m a little busy selling.”

What do you think? I think she was totally shading X-Tina. But then again, you don’t have to like everyone you work with. I know I hated a lot of my co-workers. The difference is no one cares that I did.


Want to drive with Christina Aguilera?
March 10th, 2022 under Christina Aguilera. [ Comments: none ]

Due to gas prices rising higher than the octaves that Christina Aguilera can hit, we really don’t want to get lost or stuck in traffic. Thankfully, we have Waze to help us out.

However, listening to Boy Band give me directions during this time makes whatever little time I spend in the car not as enjoyable. How can my travels be something to sing about? I know Waze can add X-tina’s voice to the list of those who tell me where to go.

Oh, they did that!?! Now, I can be a fighter while I am the driver. So don’t cut off this Genie in the Bottle because things will get Dirrty.


Christina Aguilera taking a bubble bath
January 4th, 2021 under Christina Aguilera, Taking a bath. [ Comments: none ]

Christina Aguilera spent New Year’s washing 2020 off of her. What better way to do it, then to take a bubble bath with barely any bubbles. Well, at least for you boys who have wanted to see that Genie out of her bottle.


Did Christina Aguilera really turn 40 today?
December 18th, 2020 under Christina Aguilera. [ Comments: 1 ]

Want to feel old? Today is Christina Aguilera’s 40th birthday. Want to feel better? She doesn’t even look it. Well, that will make her feel better.

Anyways, the singer showed her curves by wearing a skin-tight black and gold bodysuit that highlights her hourglass figure as she shook her tail feather to Meghan Thee Stallion’s Body. That is the perfect song for Xtina because today is all about her body.


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