Before Emma Roberts was being mean to pledges when they were awake on Scream Queens, she was putting stuff on Josh while he slept on Drake & Josh. How cute was the 13 year old in that 2004 episode?
A couple of weeks ago, The Rock saved his puppy Brutus from drowning in the pool. You would think the pup would be grateful and would do whatever his master wants. Nope. Today when an overworked, overtired Dwayne Johnson tried to walk the sweetie, he was unsuccessful. Man’s best friend just lied there like a rock, refusing to move. That is why the French Bulldog is our hero. He is showing us not everyone is going to bow down to Julius Caesar, I mean, The Rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FtenR69qmk Scream Queens debuts on Fox tonight at 8p and it is the only new show of the season that left me wanting more episodes.
Back in 1995, a KKT sorority sister gave birth to a secret baby and died within minutes of the birth. No one did anything to help her and it looks like someone is getting revenge for her death.
Now 20 years later, KKT is run by Chanel (Emma Roberts) and her Chanels (Ariana Grande, Abigail Breslin and Billie Lourd). They are an elitist sorority, but that is all about to change when Dean Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis) tells them that they must let anyone who wants to join, in. That makes Chanel go ballistic.
The main pledges are Grace (Skyler Samuels) who is a legacy, Zaydya (Keke Palmer) her roommate and Hester “Neckbrace” (Lea Michele) need I say more?. Pledging is going to be killer as in someone in a devil suit is going around killing off the sisters one by one. Who? Well we all need a little mystery in our life.
The show isn’t only an estrogen rush, there are several men on the show too. Wes (Oliver Hudson) is Grace’s dad, Chad (Glen Powell) Chanel’s boyfriend and head of the top fraternity and his best friend Boone (Nick Jonas).
Jonas is the star of this show and Niecy Nash is a close second. She is the security for hire that is brought in to protect the girls from the devilish killer.
If you love ’80s horror slasher films that are just as much about the kills as the laughs, then you going to love this show. So get the popcorn, a lover to pretend to comfort you and enjoy the best new show of the fall season.
Steve Harvey asked the contestants, “Name something a pirate has on the ship for all of those lonely nights at sea?” When the Family Feud host got over to Michael, the contestant said, “His KY, Steve!”
Harvey was so surprised by his answer that he wanted an explanation on how he came up with it. He didn’t ask Michael how, instead he asked his mother who in turn blamed it on the father. Which you can’t blame her because why should she take the fall.
So was it on the board? Two people thought, why should the pirate say, “arrrrgh” when he can say, “Ahoy, ahoy, ahoy, mate!”
And Harvey said, “I’m gonna host Jeopardy.” What is I hope he isn’t serious because I would miss him on Family Feud. No one can handle the families quite like he can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWn3nr8wLX8 The Muppets is back on weekly television tonight at 8p and these are not the furry and slimy friends we grew up with all those years ago.
Miss Piggy has her own late night talk show called Up Late and Kermit the Frog is Executive Producer. The Muppets shows us the behind the scenes making of Up Late.
One of the biggest changes, in case you didn’t hear, is that Kermit and Miss Piggy broke up. He has moved on and is dating another pig who works at the network. Piggy is single and ready to mingle. That is going to make things difficult for everyone on the show including Fozzie the Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Scooter and all the other muppets. Luckily for them next week, Miss Piggy gets a boyfriend that you might have heard of…Josh Groban.
But I am getting ahead of myself tonight’s special guests are Elizabeth Banks and Tom Bergeron. Or I should say, Poor Tom Bergeron. That will make sense when you watch.
The Muppets is a show that makes adults feel like kids again and yet enjoy it like an adult. We need more of that on television.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9MfgOSdU-M
Then at 8:30p, while all the other shows are coming back from vacation, The Huangs are going on one on Fresh Off the Boat.
Louis (Randall Park) tells his wife that he is going to his annual conference for work, but she finds out he is really going on a vacation without his family. Jessica (Constance Wu) doesn’t believe in vacations but she decides to teach her husband lesson. So off the family goes for the cheapest vacation in history. Poor Eddie (Hudson Yang), that will make sense later.
Will Jessica be able to let go and have some fun or will the Huangs have the worst vacation ever? You just have to tune in for another great sweet episode of Fresh Off the Boat to find out.
