https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AGMsa7I_vQ
Terrence Howard is going to be on Spike TV’s Lip Sync Battle tomorrow and he mouths The Commodores’ Brick House. The weird thing is he did it dressed as Rick James who didn’t sing song. Why? We don’t know. You would think a man who plays the head of a record label on Empire would know that. Guess not.
As a woman, I want to see more penises on the big and small screen. I am not alone with this sentiment, Kevin Bacon feels the same way. He wants more actors to #FreeTheBacon like he did in Wild Things. So much so, the actor that is within 6 Degrees of all actors, did a PSA for Mashable to get more men to show off their 6″. He is so right, if he showed it off on The Following, the show would’ve gotten more of a following. If Hannibal showed off his Hanniballs, it wouldn’t have been killed. If Jon Hamm would’ve revealed his Mad Men, he would have a gold statuette to go with his golden statuette. Imagine if the actors showed what is Under the Dome or in The Middle or the secret Empire or their Blue balls, I mean Blue Bloods, and so on.
So I say #FreeTheBacon! Us women want to see the bacon and eggs. Kevin Bacon wants to see it. Who doesn’t want to see it?
Salma Hayek posed nude for Allure magazine and she used her hands to cover up her areolas. Today when she was on Live with Kelly & Michael, Kelly Ripa wanted to know how her breasts remained looking as good as they do because she knows that the Oscar winner nursed.
Hayek then said that she had to apologize and Michael Strahan (because he is a man) was wondering for what. She told them, “I just thought that my hands were bigger.” Then she explained, “When I was doing it, I thought my hands were bigger, but obviously they are not big enough.”
I want to say to her, as a bigger chested woman, unless you have hands as big as Strahan’s, they are not going to cover up the girls. She should know that, we have had men try to cup our whole breast and they haven’t been able to do it with their hands. Not all, but I’ve had a few who were unsuccessful. And none of those men were upset their hands were too small. Same way that no man is upset her hands were too small in that photo.
Lena Dunham is in Japan, and she decided to try one of their spa treatments there and lie down on some hot stones to detox. For all of you people who have wanted to see her stoned, now you can say you have seen it. Sadly, the stones weren’t as hot as we wanted them to be.
On a positive note, at least she didn’t get her vag steamed and share a photo of that. That would be a horror.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSeV7gEWPfk
Don Rickles was on The Tonight Show yesterday and he roasted Jimmy Fallon in his own special way. But the NBC host tried to out funny the legendary comedian and Mr Warmth eventually got his revenge. He told Fallon he couldn’t picture him having sex with his wife. As soon as Don said that, I couldn’t stop picturing Jimmy getting it on with his wife. That actually made me laugh more than getting disgusted by it, and that is a rare thing.
Now I can’t stop giggling like Fallon does on his show.
