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A Scrotum that won’t stop growing sends a man to the ER! |
| November 8th, 2014 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
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It takes balls to have your story told on TLC’s Sex Sent Me to the ER and tonight at 10p the guy with the biggest balls the show has ever seen will have his story told.
It’s a quiet night in the ER until a man comes in asking only to a see a male doctor. When the doctor walks into the room, the injured guy pulls down his pants and reveals that his scrotum is black and the size of a softball. The guy and his wife won’t say what happened even after his mistress walks into the room. At this point, his scrotum is now the size of a cantaloupe, then a volleyball and it won’t stop growing. The only solution is surgery or he will his lose his cajones, but he doesn’t want it. So what caused him to have the biggest balls on the show yet, you just have to see it to believe it.
Then there is the husband, who sucks at buying his wife birthday presents, until now. She is taking an exercise class that uses a stripper’s pole, so he decides to buy her one. He thinks he can set up on his own, but he was mistaken. When the two of them are having sex on it, it falls over taking his wife with it. Her head is killing her and so is her lower abdominal region, so they agree she needs to go to the ER. How badly did she injure herself? And you will be shocked when a doctor confuses the situation for something else.
Then there is the magician who uses his tricks to land the perfect woman, but she pulls a rabbit out of her hat that leaves him speechless. You see, she throws Tantra sex parties and promises to give him an all-day orgasm. What man won’t jump at that offer? He did and he couldn’t handle it. See what happened that sent him to ER!
Even though Sex Sent Me to the ER teaches us Tantra sex is bad, you have to think of it as it is teaching us what not to do so that we won’t land in the hospital like the people on the show. See the show is educational, and who doesn’t want to be schooled in sex?
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VH1 doesn’t Heart Nick Carter anymore |
| November 8th, 2014 under Backstreet Boys /Aaron Carter. [ Comments: none ]
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Did you know Nick Carter had a reality show on VH1 called I Heart Nick Carter? Well it appears no one else did because the Backstreet Boy announced on Twitter that it has been cancelled.
The singer is OK with the show ending, but that didn’t stop him from asking his fans to sign a petition to have either Hulu or Netflix pick it up. I don’t see that happening, do you? And are you upset that VH1 said bye bye bye to it? Yes, I know that is a *NSYNC song, but it was perfect for that sentence.
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Proof Miley Cyrus looks like a prepubescent boy! |
| November 8th, 2014 under Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]
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Someone sent Miley Cyrus a picture of the packaging of a Nerf Gun and the boy on the box looks a lot like her. While she laughed it off, I am not sure how that boy will feel about it. I am sure his friends are having more fun with it than he is.
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Jimmy Fallon made the mistake of asking Jay Leno how he’s doing |
| November 8th, 2014 under Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ooZ2j6EfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSFGYmETR_o
Jay Leno made his first appearance on The Tonight Show since he left the show for a second time. Not only did he sit down with his replacement, he also did some of his standup routine for the audience. You know what, it was kind of a dirty. I forgot that he had that side to him because he was so clean when he was hosting the NBC late night show.
When he was done telling his jokes, it was time for him to sit down with Jimmy Fallon. The first thing the new Tonight Show asked him was, “How am I doing?” Leno responded by talking about the weather. Of course he was joking, but he never did answer the question. So maybe he wasn’t?
It was nice to seeing Leno look so relaxed. That is how he looks when I see him driving around Los Angeles, and I’ve seen him driving around in his old cars a few times.
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Jimmy Kimmel tries to get Craig Ferguson to keep his job! |
| November 8th, 2014 under Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6MMDM5fBU0
(starts at 18:00 in)
Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on The Late Late Show yesterday and the ABC late night host finally got it out of the CBS late night host why he is leaving the show. Basically, Craig Ferguson has had enough and felt it was time to move on. Something Kimmel couldn’t understand at first; but then he remembered when he was doing The Man Show and wasn’t excited to see naked ladies at the Playboy Mansion and realized it was time to move on. On that note, Kimmel also talked about his penis being his prized possession. And on that note, Jimmy tried to buy Craig’s prized possessions, Geoff Petersen and Secretariat, but Ferguson said they are coming with him. Although, if the Robot sidekick had his way, he would switch late night shows. I am going to miss him, maybe Craig can lend him out when Guillermo is on vacation?
Another thing Kimmel interrogated Ferguson about, is why does he rip up the index cards at the start of each interview? Basically, he doesn’t know why.
All in all, it was a great chat between two awesome late night hosts.
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