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Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick take their love to the stage
September 10th, 2019 under Broadway, Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Long before Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker were married, they both starred in several Broadway shows. Next year, they will finally star in a show together on the Great White Way.

The couple will play one in Neil Simon’s Plaza Suite for 17 weeks starting on March 13th. I bet you that every night will be sold out. Not only because it is a very enjoyable play, but who doesn’t want to see these two acting together.


A prisoner whose had an erection for 5 days is sent to the ER
March 5th, 2016 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]
Tonight at 10p on Sex Sent Me to the ER, a woman finds out that sex toys for men are not meant to be used in women. A couple decide to try a vibrating ring, but she puts it in her and not on him. The ring gets stuck and the vibrating won’t shut off. Now she has to go to an important dinner with her husband with her hoohah vibrating. How do you keep that a secret? When she can’t control herself, the other couple insist that they go to ER. Will her husband lose his promotion when they find out the real why she is “sick” or will they hire him? Let’s just say it is a dinner never forget.
Next up a prisoner shows up to the ER with an erection that he has had for five days. He was hoping it would go away when he had conjugal visit with his wife, but it doesn’t. The doctors are stumped, until they find out the cause. Once they do, he has to decide if he wants surgery to fix it but that could lead to erectile dysfunction or remain a little hard for the rest of his life. What will he do?
Finally, a couple take a romantic painting class and that makes them want to have sex. So they decide to take their love into a closet. But when he injures himself, they are off to ER. Will they be caught by the art teacher or will they get away with it?
Tonight’s Sex Sent Me to the ER teaches not all sex toys are his and hers and those commercials mean it when they you should contact your doctor if you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours.


A woman who can’t orgasm says Sex Sent Me to the ER
February 27th, 2016 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Tonight at 10p on TLC, get excited for Sex Sent Me to the ER! Although one of the people on it can’t get rid of her excitement.
A couple have sex, but no matter how much the man tries, he can’t get his wife to orgasm. He tries anything and everything, but still no luck. The two of them go to sleep and she is hoping that everything will be fine in the morning. Things are a lot worse because anything and everything is turning her on but nothing is turning off. After a two hour jog and sex toys, she is still not better. So it is time to go to ER. Once they are there, the nurses don’t see her needs as an emergency, until she moans her way in to a hospital bed. Now it is up to the doctors to figure out how to help her get to the big O. When they finally solve the mystery, you will be looking in your medicine cabinet to get rid of the cause.
Another couple find out that having sex while dancing Salsa is not the safest. He falls and hits head, and has a seizure. Once the doctors figure out what sent him to ER, they discover he has a much bigger problem than a headache. Something that will scare you from having sex for a while.
Finally, a Motivational Speaker comes in with an apparent stroke, but doctors can’t find the clot. Little by little the couple admit what were they were doing when it happened and it will motivate you to be careful trying new things during sex. Especially this thing!
Tonight’s episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER is the best one of the season. Even though that woman couldn’t get no satisfaction, I know I did.


Sex Sent Me to the ER’s 10 most exciting cases!
February 13th, 2016 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Sex Sent Me to the ER has shown us a lot of crazy things that people do when they are having sex and the consequences they suffer from it. Tonight at 10p, they compiled the 10 Biggest Mishaps into one hour and you don’t want to miss a single second.
You will learn things like that cold Popsicles and hot Gummy Bears might taste sweet, but they can sour your love making. Men will learn things in and on your penis look better than they feel. Women will discover that their vajayjays are not a holding cell. And most importantly taking your sex toys out into public can be dangerous to your health.
With tomorrow being Valentine’s Day, you don’t want to miss this episode. That is unless you want to spend it in a hospital bed instead of your own.


Sex with a glow stick is not a bright idea on Sex Sent Me to the ER
January 23rd, 2016 under Sex Sent Me to the ER. [ Comments: none ]

Are you stuck at home buried under tons of snow and can’t find anything to watch on television. Well at 10p, you can watch Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC.
On tonight’s episode, a couple goes caving and decides to have sex in the cave. She comes up with the bright idea to use a glow stick down there. But when it goes missing and she wakes up the next day in excruciating pain, now it is up to the ER to go caving on her and find out where it went. You will never believe where it wound up.
Another couple are on vacation and pass by an abandoned barn. They decided to go for a roll in the hay on top of some bales. Then when she falls off of him and really hurts herself, they now know that was a bad idea. How seriously is she injured?
Finally, two college students, who go to rival colleges, meet at their teams’ game and decide to go for their own type of touchdown. Only problem is when he is done, his ejaculation is blue. Doctors are perplexed by what it is causing his cum to match his school color. You will never believe what caused it, until you hear the diagnosis straight from the doctor’s mouth.
Tune in for another hot episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER, so hot it will melt the snow outside!


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