If you were looking forward to the Kardashian Kristmas Kard, then I have some bad news for you. The Kardashians ran out of time and they won’t be doing one this year. Kim Kardashian told Glamour Magazine that instead they will have a photobooth at their Kristmas party and do a New Year’s one instead. I don’t know about you, but it is just not the same.
I don’t know how we can have Christmas now. Oh well, thanks to Paper Magazine at least we got Thanksgiving Kard from Mrs Kanye West. You know that picture where she shows off her two butterball turkeys?
Einstein the Parrot was watching the Oscars and she became so infatuated with Matthew McConaughey that she started to echo his catchphrase. The pretty bird says, “Alright! Alright! Alright!” so perfectly that I almost thought she was the man himself. Can you tell the difference?
Last week people were shocked, horrified, curious and excited when they heard that Discovery is airing a show called Eaten Alive during Mega Week. The special that airs on December 7th features Paul Rosolie being eaten by a snake. The explorer explained why he is doing it, “I’ve seen first-hand how the Amazon Rainforest is being destroyed. It is so rampant that we may be the last generation with the opportunity to save it. People need to wake up to what is going on. What better way is there to shock people than to put my life on the line with the largest snake on the planet, the Green Anaconda?†It will be interesting to see if that is what people are going to take away from the show. I know, I will be taking away the fact that a guy was actually eaten by a snake.
The other thing people are wondering about the show, is does the anaconda survive? Discovery concluded their press release today by saying, “Both Paul Rosolie and the Giant Green Anaconda are healthy and alive.” Is it wrong for me to say as a woman I am kind of bummed? Imagine all the belts, purses and shoes that reptile could’ve made. Joking, I have never been into snake skin or snakes to be honest.
Finally, I wonder if when the snake was done eating Rosolie, he said, “Tastes like chicken!”
Before Christoph Waltz was capturing Jews in Inglourious Basterds, he was trying to catch a cat in Parole Chicago. How purrfect was the 22 year old in that 1979 episode? The two time Oscar winner was such a cute man in his 20’s, and he grew up to be the really handsome distinguished one that we know now.
