Kim Kardashian tried to break the internet yesterday by releasing two photos for her spread in Paper Magazine, and turns out those were the ones that were safe(r) for work.
Today Paper released the other two photos and Mrs Kanye West gave us a 180 on her body. As in she showed us her naked body from the knees up from the side and the front. She left nothing to imagination, and boy do I wish she did.
Today, I was talking to someone about yesterday’s photos. The mom of a 7 year old boy said to me that she thinks that Kim needs to remember she is mom now and can’t do the stuff she did before North West was born. She added that Kim needs to consider how her child is going to feel when Nori sees photos like this of her mom because you know her friends are going to show her these photos just to tease her.
I just wished she would keep her clothes on because I am so sick of looking at her body.
If you want to see the NSFInstagram photos, then check out Paper Magazine.
ESPN added a new segment to SportsCenter called Awesome Video Segment and it looks a lot like Tosh.0‘s Web Redemption segment. Well Daniel Tosh didn’t take too kindly to them appearing have copied him, so he decided to do his own version of Sports Science. A segment I guess they have, I wouldn’t know because I don’t watch. But I would totally watch the Comedy Central one every time it airs.
So I think we can all agree that Daniel Tosh won this battle of words; but if ESPN was take him outside for a fight, they would totally destroy his scrawny a$$. Kind of like in school when the nerds (not that Tosh is one) would win in the classroom and the jocks outside of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9CbQteNVOE
The writers of The Tonight Show wrote some kid friendly jokes for the monologue. Instead of having Jimmy Fallon tell them, they let kids read them. The segment is so cute and so funny, I am beginning to think that only pre-teens should do late night monologues from now on. Don’t you agree?
Christoph Waltz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late night host how much he loves Sesame Street. But when he described the show, it didn’t sound like the one that you and I grew up on. So Kimmel asked him if he knew the theme song; and when the Inglourious Basterd said he did, Jimmy asked him to sing it. Then the newest horrible boss, stood up and sang the happy tune as he knows it. Although his version is much darker and more depressing than the one we have been hearing since infancy. It actually brought tears to my eyes.
Ladies and gentlemen, and that is why he has two Oscars to him name in just the last five years. Bravo! Bravo!
The good news is that Chelsea Handler kept her bra on, the bad news is that she took her undies off to copy Kim Kardashian’s Paper magazine spread. I don’t who is more desperate attention, the woman on the right or left? Either way, they both make themselves look like the body part they are revealing in those pictures.
UPDATE: Howie Mandel did his own version of the Kim Kardashian. If you are brave enough to see how big his tuchas is, then click here!
