So there is a Medical Ethicist (whatever that is) who says that he wants to die at the age of 75, and Larry King has a lot to say about that. The 80 year old host took his gripe to Conan, and what he says will hopefully change that 57 year old doctor’s mind. Granted nothing will change that guy’s mind faster than being 74 years old and wanting to see 76. Just like Paul McCartney when he thought that 64 was so far away when he wrote that song. At the time it was, and now it still is for him but in the opposite way.
Now back to King, who knew he was so funny? Maybe he should open his OraTV show Larry King Now with a monologue because he is better than some of the other late night hosts at telling jokes. Don’t you agree?
Jimmy Kimmel has found a new way to give kids nightmares for the rest of their lives. The ABC late night host dressed up as a pig who can talk. Once he was in costume (although I thought he looked the same) Cousin Sal brought in two little girls. Then when his cousin was out of the room, Kimmel told the little girls not to tell the human that he could talk.
So how will these girls react when they meet a real life Babe? You just have to watch this oinkdorable video to find out. You are especially going to love the part where Cousin Sal gives them a slice of bacon to eat. It’s so cruel, and yet so funny! Just like this whole segment.
NYC’s firefighters have their own calendar and now the city’s Taxi Drivers got one too. It is so hot that the NYFD is going to have to put it out. For just $14.99, you can look at these 12 Beefcakes whenever you want to know what day it is in the year, 2015. Or you can look at them whenever you want to be reminded how sexy the people who drive you around the Big Apple really are. If I knew they were so hunkalicious, I would take a cab more often when I go to Manhattan instead of walking. But then again it costs you the same amount of money to buy the calendar as it does to go a block in the city that never sleeps, and you know what, it totally seems worth it now.
To see more of those cute cabbies, then click here!
Yesterday, there were rumors that The Rock is going to star in a big screen version of Baywatch and today he confirmed the news. Dwayne Johnson posted the above picture and said, “‘This is my beach bitch!’ Rumors are true… we’re making #BAYWATCH the movie. Edgy, raunchy and hopefully, funny as all hell. Cue slo mo running on the beach… #WhoNeedsMouthToMouth #RedShortsBeHugginABrotha”.
DJ had me at Red Shorts Be Huggin! And if they aren’t, then I am going to be pissed because you know this movie going to be awful. And not in the way that it is so awful, it is actually good. But then again you never know, 21 Jump Street was totally nice surprise. Maybe it will be the same for this movie? Stranger things have happened.
