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David Hasselhoff deserves better than this
September 26th, 2022 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, The Goldbergs. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff is going to guest star as himself on The Goldbergs this Wednesday, a show that is based in 1980’something. Therefore, they gave him a wig that would make him look like when he played Michael Knight on Knight Rider.

Since the sitcom airs on broadcast TV, you would think they have wig money. I guess it all went to Wendi McLendon-Covey’s fake hair because The Hoff’s looks Hofful, as in awful.

The Hoff deserves better than this because I have seen better wigs on public access TV on Sunday mornings. And those are really bad, and even Jesus can’t save them.


BTWF: David Hasselhoff in Starcrash
August 24th, 2022 under Before They Were Famous, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

Before David Hasselhoff was saving people on Baywatch, he needed to be saved in Starcrash. He looks the same now as he did when he was 25 in that 1978 movie.


A mini-Baywatch reunion
July 19th, 2022 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff turned the big 7-0, and he partied with some old friends. Not KITT, but his Baywatch lifeguards: Kelly Packard (April), David Chokachi (Cody), Parker Stevenson (Craig), and his TV son (Jeremy Jackson).

They all look so great! I think they should drive to Malibu, put on their red bathing suits, and go for a swim. Could you imagine the beachgoers’ reaction?


David Hasselhoff cheats on the ocean with some snow
January 11th, 2022 under David Hasselhoff/Baywatch. [ Comments: none ]

David Hasselhoff normally wears his swimming trunks when he is by the ocean. However, he shared a photo of himself wearing them in the snow. If he doesn’t get inside soon, the most famous lifeguard is going to need ski patrol to find his balls that froze Hoff.


Who else wants a David Hasselhoff Chia Pet for Christmas?
December 7th, 2021 under Chia Pet, David Hasselhoff/Baywatch, Willie Nelson. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know what it is about Chia Pets, but they are just so groovy. They were always cool, but now they are even cooler because they are shaped like people and characters from pop culture. This year, they are adding a Knight Rider version of David Hasselhoff and a braided one of Willie Nelson to their collection.

I must have the Hoff one because it is Hoffmazing. It is not that I don’t want the one of the Red Headed Stranger. I just would want it more if the plant that grew out of his braids was marijuana. How rockin’ would that be?


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