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BTWF roles: Lea DeLaria on The Drew Carey Show
August 5th, 2014 under Before They Were Famous. [ Comments: none ]


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Before Lea DeLaria was hanging with the girls in prison on Orange Is the New Black, she was hanging with a different set of girls on The Drew Carey Show. The 38 year old actress looks just like Drew Carey in that 1997 episode.

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The Rock found a way to get people to drink milk!
August 5th, 2014 under The Rock. [ Comments: none ]


For years milk used the Got Milk? campaign to get us to drink the white stuff and it never really convinced me to do it. Somehow Dwayne Johnson rocked it with this viral video trying to get people to down the cow’s juice and now we know why they call him The Rock.
So watch this brilliant video and tell me it didn’t rock your dairy world! Seriously, share it with everyone you know because it’s the first time I have been persuaded to drink it. And we all need calcium in our lives no matter how big we get!
BTW how is it I majored in Advertising at the University of Miami and he’s the one who came up with this smart ad? Oh yeah, I was dumb enough to major in it. Oh well, I wasn’t alone because no one in my class went into it. If I would’ve known then that playing football would make a great advertiser, I would’ve done that rather than working on my tan and partying.

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April’s last day before chemo on Chasing Life, don’t Passover Hollywood Hillbiilies
August 5th, 2014 under Italia Ricci and Robbie Amell, Reelz. [ Comments: none ]


It is April’s (Italia Ricci) final few hours before she enters the hospital for a month long stay so she can get chemo and she wants to live life as normal as possible before then. However, when someone at works finds out her secret on tonight’s Chasing Life at 9p on ABC Family, they spread her diagnosis faster than you can say, “breaking news”.
April and Beth (Aisha Dee) go to Bruce Hendrie’s (Todd Waring) debate for Governor so that she can speak to Leo (Scott Michael Foster) about their “night” together, but he is already talking to the other press people. When Leo starts talking gibberish, it is obvious something is very wrong. Therefore, they decide that he needs to go to the hospital to be checked out.
Beth is in the auditorium while April is in the pressroom at the time. When Beth hears the ambulance, she assumes it was for April. When she finds out it isn’t, she runs into the bathroom and breaks down. One of April’s co-workers comforts her as she tells her how scared she is for her best friend. This speech will make you go through a box of tissues because it is that heartbreaking.
Beth didn’t know that the person she was crying to is April’s co-worker. When that person realizes it is April her bathroom buddy is talking about, they tell everyone at The Boston Post about her leukemia. Now, April’s normal day is anything but. Instead of letting it get to her, she writes an article that will break your heart. An article they read at the end of the episode.
But before we get to that, April goes to visit Leo at the hospital. When she’s done she runs into her doctor. The doctor shows her where she will be staying for the next month and reality has finally set in for her.
Another reality that sets in for her is that she might lose her hair to the chemo. Beth shows her what she will look like bald to prepare her if that happens.
Then it is time for April to go to her home away from home for the next month. As she leaves, the show reveals something that will make you wish you could watch next week’s episode right away. Although you will probably want some time off for your eyes to dry because there will be a lot of crying during tonight’s extremely poignant episode.
Chasing Life is proving to be one of the most powerful shows on television. Not only because it is about cancer, but because of the way they are handling it. So, if you’ve never seen the show, then you’ll want to catch up on the episodes you’ve missed on the Watch ABCFamily app and/or ABC Family OnDemand. First make sure you have enough tissues to get through it because you will need them.


If you are like me, then you are desperately going to need a laugh after Chasing Life. You will get several laughs during the season premiere of Hollywood Hillbillies on Reelz at 9p tonight.
The lease was up on the house that Mema, Michael, John and Dee Dee were staying at, so they’ve been staying in a crappy motel for the last month. None of them are happy about it, but what can they do.
Especially since Michael’s manager, David Weintraub, has been away for the last month touring with Ray-J. Now he is back and Ray-J has signed Michael on for his label, it’s time for a meeting. Ray-J might reconsider singing the ginger after he meets Mema. She actually tells him at the meeting that she watched his infamous sex tape with YKW. That’s why we adore because she will tell anyone whatever is on her mind at that moment.
Meanwhile, Weintraub will regret taking a call during their meeting because his parents invite Mema and her family over to their house for Passover. It is as crazy as you’d think it is going to be. Oy!
However, it works out because they find a place to stay. That house is will look familiar to you because we’ve seen it on another reality show. Think you can guess which one? You will just have to tune into find out.
I am so happy Mema is back on Reelz because I’ve missed her mouth so much!

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OINTB’s Lea DeLaria schools us on Lesbian sex!
August 5th, 2014 under Conan O'Brien, Netflix. [ Comments: none ]


The cast of Netflix’s Orange Is the New Black were on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the TBS late night host wanted to know more about a story he heard. Basically during season one Natasha Lyonne asked Lea DeLaria how to have sex with a woman. So Big Boo told her to, “Look for the keys. Look for the keys. Judy Garland. Look for the keys. Look for the keys. Judy Garland. Joan Crawford!” as she demonstrated it. Even though she was giving us a lady on lady on lesson, I think you boys can learn something from her class too.
So ladies and gentlemen, the next time you are in bed with a woman remember to lose your keys, so you can send her Somewhere Over the Rainbow. If you do it right, then she will be screaming out “Mommie Dearest! Mommie Dearest!!!” in ecstasy.
That answer was too much for Conan, it actually caused him to have crazy eyes that were certifiable.
Finally, I think Netflix screwed up by giving Chelsea Handler a talk show when they already have the perfect person to do it on their roster. I honestly think Lea DeLaria needs a talk show where she do and say whatever she wants! Who else would watch it with me?

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Dame Helen Mirren Twerking is everything!
August 5th, 2014 under Helen Mirren, Jimmy Fallon, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. [ Comments: none ]


Dame Helen Mirren was on Live with Kelly and Michael (minus Kelly) today and Michael Strahan told that since he’s a “Twerking expert” he can compliment her on her booty shaking skills. So the Oscar winner and the daytime host had a Twerk-Off and it is the best thing you will see all day.
It’s even better than the extraordinary actress reprising Mirren, Mirren on The Tonight Show yesterday. Barely, but it is better!

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