Hey manly men, who care about your appearance, being Metrosexual is so last decade. If you want to fit in to today’s masculine world, then you will want to become Spornosexual.
What is a Spornosexual? According to the Daily Telegraph, a Spornosexual is “a social media- and selfie-obsessed male who takes cues on his appearance from sport and porn.” Since that is two things you have been enjoying for most of your life, I am sure it is something you wouldn’t mind striving for. To find out if you are already are one, then you will want to take The Daily Telegraph’s quiz.
I know I like men Spornosexual. Ladies, how do you like your men?
And here is a question for both sexes? Which celebrities do you think are Spornosexuals? The first ones that came to my mind are John Stamos, Adam Levine and Shemar Moore.
Under the Dome is back on CBS in 19 days (June 30th) and Stephen King read a preview of the script he wrote for it to Entertainment Weekly. As awesome as that scene sounds, I would love to hear him read the whole script like that. Almost as much as I want to see his words come to life. Especially since I saw the first few minutes of the season premiere and it has Stephen King written all over it. You know, because someone dies in that first scene…
Tell me, I am not one who can’t wait for this show to come back already. We have been waiting way to long to find out what has happened to The Domeites or is it Domerians or what about The Domers? I think I am going to go with the last one to reference them from now on. What do you think?
As a woman, I hate when baby daddies say, “We are pregnant.” Sperm donors, how are you pregnant? Do you have a life growing inside of you? A life that kicks you in the ribs several times a day? A life that makes you throw up everything you eat? A life that makes you fat? A life that makes you an emotional mess? A life that ruins the thing you love so much when it comes out?
Did you yes to any of those questions? You didn’t? Well pregnant Mila Kunis has a message for the weaker sex and she expressed it on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. After you hear what she has to say, you will never say “We are pregnant,” again.
Even though Cloris Leachman is 88 years young, she never looks her age. That is until this picture. So has the former-Miss America contestant lost her looks? No, she is just wearing some heavy duty makeup for her upcoming appearance on Franklin & Bash. Even if this was how she really looked, I wouldn’t say anything negative about her. I mean look at her expression in the picture that Mark Paul Gosselaar shared on Instagram, is it scary or what? Neigh!
Anderson Cooper co-hosted Live with Kelly and Michael with Kelly Ripa today and the two of them got dummies in their image. I can’t get over how much they look like their counterparts. Not only do they look like them, but they also have the same plastic personalities. Ba da Bump.
