Yesterday Amanda Bynes Tweeted some pictures of herself in a bra and pants and today she lost both. At this rate, she won’t be wearing anything in the next round TwitPics.
Ke$ha was on Conan O’Brien’s show yesterday and the TBS host asked her what’s her process on writing new songs. At first she said the boring things like they come to her in a dream or she’ll just write them down on her phone or her hand. But then she shared with him that she has a new technique she came up with to write some of the music for her new album and it is something I am sure people will pay the big bucks to see done. She said, “It started as a joke, but then it has seriously produced some of my favorite songs on my new record.” Then she explained it, “What I do is I turn off all of the lights, I walk over to the piano and I gently lower myself. My boobs!” Conan responds by saying, “Your breasts?” And she elaborates with, “Yeah my t!ties.” Which he set himself him up for! But then she goes into detail how her girls touch the keys and make sweet sweet music bouncing back and forth, tickling the ivories.
Seriously are her breasts the only ones that can make boobiful music? Is that really all that special? I mean mine clap at comedians jokes, if I wear a low enough and tight enough shirt and they tell one that is funny enough for them to applaud for. Actually now they feel kind of ordinary after hearing what hers can do.
But back to her because she also kept us abreast of the meaning behind some her songs. Dinosaurs is about old men (like Conan’s age) hitting on her, Grow a Pair is self explanatory and finally Gold TransAm is about her you know what!
So in short we now know her sexual organs write music or are called a Gold TransAm. Thanks Conan, that is more information than I needed to know about her.
Oh and one last thought about the musical boobs, listen to her new album and see if you figure out which songs they wrote. I’m going with Only Wanna Dance with You, Crazy Kids, Dirty Love and Die Young.
LL Cool J was a guest on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday and he made an unintentional dirty joke that was made even better by his boisterous laugh!
Ellen asked him about his pet lizard and some how the conversation got to a point that he will never live down. He said, “He has little wood. Then sometimes I pull him out, put him on a pillow, sitting there watching boxing, petting my lizard…” And then he realized what he just said and he utterly lost it. The screw up was made even better because he was acting out how he pets his lizard and it looks just like how a man would pet his other lizard that is not a reptile.
I guess you can now say instead of LL Cool J standing for Ladies Love Cool Jams the J now stands for Jokes because that was a good one!
Today on Live with Kelly and Michael, Kelly Ripa read the names of the men that The NY Post thinks would be the perfect match for the single Martha Stewart. Well one of those names was none other than her co-host Michael Strahan and his reaction to his name being on the list was classic.
Seriously could you picture those two going out for cocktails? Actually they would be a pretty hot couple. I could actually see them having a lot of chemistry together.
Drew Carey Tweeted that photo and said “Somebody won big at #TPIR taping today and couldn’t stop kissing me! Lol” The Price is Right host has a very tough job, but I guess someone has to do it.
BTW he so needs to lose the soul patch. No guy looks good with one. It just looks like they missed a spot.
