For decades we have pondered about the wonder that is known as the Donald Trump‘s hair and now with one picture of him voting we understand it a little bit more. The tycoon was bent over as someone took a picture of him voting, for who I assume was Roseanne Barr, and we got to see what is probably one of the longest comb-overs in the world. You can see where the front of his hair is flipped back like a pompadour to cover the top of his head. What is under it, like maybe that is where he probably keeps a lot of his money, is a still a mystery. That is something that only him and his hairdresser know.
So we might not have gotten Obama’s college and passport records like he would’ve liked, but we got a glimpse of his hair secret which I think is worth so much more than $5 million.
We all know babies can’t talk, unless they are in Look Who’s Talking, Baby Geniuses or cartoons, buy yet they found a way to let the world know how they feel about a certain thing. The infants of the world are biting mad that their parents are dressing them up in ridiculous costumes for Halloween just because they think it is awwwdorable. So they released a PSA that aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live and if we adults don’t listen they will bite back…that is when they finally get teeth!
I am willing to pay the price because I prefer the cuteness over a little pain or spit up. I mean seriously how precious are those pictures of the under ones in their Halloween costumes?
Yesterday on Late Night, Jimmy Fallon brought his dog Gary on to the show to predict who would win the Presidential Election today. The NBC host put two bowls of kibble down towards the bottom of the stage and told her to choose. Well I guess since the yellow lab is just a baby, she hadn’t heard the story about how Mitt Romney tied his dog to the roof of the car and she picked him. I wonder if she now regrets her decision after her daddy let her in on that terrible thing he did? Unless she is into that sort of thing?
BTW how arfdorable is Gary? She looks just like her owner as dogs normally do! Seriously don’t they have the same eyes?
Sarah Silverman was on Conan O’Brien yesterday and she did something smart with with her smartphone. She took a side picture of his lips with her iPhone, then brought it down to her crotch where he legs were split wide open making it look like his lips were hers. He was so embarrassed that he got up and couldn’t look at her. The tension was eased when Andy Richter who said he wished the TBS host still had his beard. But then her carpet wouldn’t match the drapes.
But it didn’t stop there, she also talked about being a bed wetter until she was in her teens. She said it was so awful that she came to the conclusion that only people worse than her were bed sh!tters. That was when Conan reminded all of us that she was there to promote the Disney animated movie Wreck It Ralph. I wonder if Walt was turning over in grave about this interview. I am sure he was.
BTW I wish she did the thing with the phone with Jimmy Kimmel instead because we all know his lips have already been there and he could’ve compared the lips from his experience with her.
Today is November 6th and we are still 48 days away from Christmas; but that isn’t stopping the Backstreet Boys from releasing their holiday tune now. BSB posted It’s Christmas Time on iTunes today and I can’t stop listening to it. The X-Mas Carol that was written by Nick Carter and Howie Dorough along with Morgan Taylor Reid and Mika Guillory is just so cheery that I can’t get it out of my head.
I guess this song proves that Christmas Music will be coming earlier and earlier every year. Next year it will start on Halloween and then the following year on Columbus Day until we get to point that we get into the Holiday spirit again on December 26th.
