Before Robert Pattinson was a Vampire in Twilight, he was the King’s brother in Ring of the Nibelungs. He looks the same now as he did when he was 17 in that 2004 movie, but with much better hair now.
Last year Whitney started off with OK ratings, but as the season went on they dropped drastically because people wised up to how unfunny the show is. But there was a group of people who saw it differently, and those people work at NBC and picked it up for a second season. A lot of people including me wondered WTF they were thinking, but were a little OK with the decision because it was banished to Fridays. Then when it was slated to debut, NBC pulled it with no foreseeable air date. Now it finally has an air date before the much much much funnier Guys with Kids and I like many others were hoping it would go away as quick as it came back. Well according to The Hollywood Reporter NBC for some reason has ordered 5 more scripts for the show, so I have to wonder what the f*ck does Whitney Cummings have on the people who make decisions at NBC. I mean does anyone, who is not drunk or high, find any humor in this show? To me the biggest joke from last season is that it got a second season. And this year I think the funniest thing about it the network wants more script before it even debuts. I just don’t get it. Do you?
Every now again a network will post a video that will leave me speechless. Today CBS posted the Shirt-Off Off and I just really don’t know what to say. They took scenes from some of their hottest actors and showed them shirtless. As though they were football teams trying to make it to the Super Bowl with one ultimate winner!
Now believe me, I like seeing those men without anything covering their chest, but you know it’s CBS. They are the more conservative network. At least I thought they were. Maybe that Janet Jackson incident changed how they look at people with their tops coming off? I am not sure.
Now when it comes to the Beefcakes, poor Jonny Lee Miller he would never be disqualified in my book. But when it comes to another Jon on the network, I am happy that Jon Cryer’s Two and a Half-pack got the recognition it deserved. Yes I loved seeing Alex O’Loughlin moonlighting without a shirt, but where was Michael Weatherly in this video. Someone get NCIS on that. And what Criminal Mind didn’t include more of Shemar Moore? Seriously he should always be naked from the hips up! Am I right?
So even though I said this video left me without words, I guess I was able to find some. Va Va Voom!
Hey other networks, now its tour turn and I know there a bunch of guys I would like to see bare chested too!!!
On Tuesday LA passed Measure B which makes it mandatory for actors in the Adult Entertainment industry to wear condoms and many of us here have wondered if they will be leaving Los Angeles because of it. Well yesterday on Conan, the TBS late night host got his hands on commercial for a place that is willing to take them in and no protection is required. Bareback Acres wants to be the new home of Porn and you know what the guy made a great case for the relocation. I am hoping that they stay put because the Valley will never be the same if they vacate the area. So please stay put, it is what makes living here such a fulfilling fantasy.
Miley Cyrus was a guest on Ellen today and Ellen DeGeneres threw a surprise Bachlorette party. What happens at those celebrations, you get strippers! You could tell by the huge smile on Hannah Montana’s face that she really enjoyed having two men take off their clothes for her. And seemed the part she liked the most was spanking the maintenance man who was servicing her needs.
BTW I hope Channing Tatum considers her for Magic Mike 2 because she looks like she would be a natural in it.
