Death is coming to American Horror Story: Asylum tonight on FX at 10p. Frances Conroy is playing the Dark Angel and let me tell you she leaves behind a huge body count. Several people will be begging to die and some of them will get their wish including at least one person we know very well from Briarcliff. Who will they be? You will have to tune in to find out in this very intense episode that will leave you glued to the screen.
Plus there are several shocking twists that you will never see coming and it changes the game for some of our favorite residents, nuns and doctors…
Old Navy has some really great ads and they have some very bad ones. The latest one features Jordan Knight from New Kids on the Block and three members from Boys II Men. Why those musicians because they took the NKOTOBer’s last name to make up Twas the Knight (instead of night) Before Christmas and B2M for Three Wise (Boys II) Men. Get it? Now that you do watch the ad and see how cheesy it came out. Does anyone have any wine to go with that commercial? Maybe then I would take Jordan Knight up on his offer to love him. Seriously wasn’t that line like so totally nauseating?
Hot in Cleveland is back on TV Land tonight at 10p and we find out where that baby on their doorstep came from. The three women decide to raise the baby and they will screw up time and time again, so that means lots of laughs. But isn’t it all about the baby, Melanie gets a job and Heather Locklear is her new boss. Even though the Melrose Place bitch is doing a comedy, she can still do evil well. Then there is Elka and her hairdresser (Regis Philbin) that she just found out is not gay and they are going to see if there relationship can work outside the salon. Will they make the cut, you have to tune into find out in an episode that will have you laughing for beginning to end.
Then at 10:30p HIC might have Locklear, but Happily Divorced has the original bitch because Joan Collins is joining the show. Peter gets into a car accident and meets the Dynasty legend and she hires him to be her assistant. Of course she says yes and we have Alexis Carrington doing comedy!
And something Collins knows well from her Dynasty days is choosing between two men. Tonight Fran has to decide between her on-again, off-again boyfriend Elliot or new perfect one Frankie (Ralph Macchio). It is not an easy decision and once she does decide which man is the one, she will have another decision to make. Think you know what it is?
Almost everyone has made of fun of those Brad Pitt Chanel N°5 commercials, and I think that Conan O’Brien just did the best job of making fun of them. He took the audio from the ad and inserted it into an intense scene from his upcoming movie Killing Them Softly and it smelled like sweet success. So watch the video and try your hardest not to laugh at the 5 star mash-up!
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You know how they tell you to make love to the camera for those perfect shots? Well it looks like that is exactly what AnnaLynne McCord was doing when the paps caught her on a lunch break! To quote RuPaul, “Work it, Girl!”
BTW you know how some people need a cigarette after sex? Looks like the 90210 vixen just needed some bubble gum.
