Months after Priceline killed off William Shatner as their negotiator, he has risen from the dead like Jesus Christ and Stefano DiMera and is back doing commercials for them. I knew he would not stay dead for long, kind of like his real life when the cameras are not rolling.
Thomas Haden Church was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the late night host asked him what he did he was a kid in Texas. So he told him about the time when he was college and went with some friends to see Van Halen and Black Sabbath. The guys wanted to get the band’s attention, so they brought a huge rolled up “cigarette” and David Lee Roth stole it from them with not as much of a thank you. Then after Roth jumped away, the security guards threw them out of the show. Pissed that they traveled 400 miles for the concert, they sneaked around back and tried to climb the chain link fence to no avail. After Van Halen finished their show, Thomas called out to him saying he was the one who gave him the “cigarette”. So they were let in with the strict instructions that they were not to talk to anyone and not to bring any attention to themselves. Well as soon as friend saw Ozzy Osbourne, he screamed out his name and again they were kicked out of the show. Not many people can say that they were escorted out by security twice in one night. You know what I think that is so cool that I so want to go to a concert with him because he really knows how to rock.
BTW I wonder if Van Halen ever made it up to him? They totally should, right?
Anderson Cooper posted a picture of himself on vacation with Kelly Ripa and I wonder if they have something to tell us? I mean afterall he probably has a broken heart to mend to because his boyfriend was photographed kissing another guy.
Actually seeing these two together, I am thinking how awesome it would be if he quit that CNN show and took Regis Philbin’s old slot on Live with Kelly. They would be cute together.
And on that note, I wonder how Kathy Griffin feels that he went away with another woman who is not her?
Sylvester Stallone was a guest on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jay Leno asked him about finally working with Arnold Schwarzenegger in Expendables 2 for the first time. Rocky then explained they wanted to make a movie together when they were in their prime and the studios had some interesting suggestions for them. The first one was where The Terminator would wear a dog suit and Rocky would be dressed in a cat suit. They didn’t bark at that offer, but they did hiss at it. The next suggestion for the two of them is that there would be a murders happening going on at a girl’s club and the actors would have to dress up as women to solve the case. Sly quickly negated that movie too because he says that he is not pretty in heels and Anruld is “oyyyyyyy”. Anyone else extremely bummed that movie didn’t come to happen? I would’ve paid have seen that.
BTW I think Sly revealed how we got movies like Twins and Kindergarten Cop from the former California Governor. The people in charge just loved to pitch him wacky ideas until he finally broke down and said yes.
Kathie Lee Gifford was a guest on Late Night and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Zoo Tunes. The object of the game is one person picks the sound of an animal from a hat like and owl or a cat, then they pick a number that has the song they have to sing to the sound of that animal like Rolling Stones’ Satisfaction and their partner has to guess what it is. The game is so much fun that I am going to suggest to my friends that we play at their next game night. Although I will be careful not say that line that the NBC late night host said to the morning one because it will get me in more trouble than I already am.
