Jennifer Elfman Tweeted the above picture and said, “Yes, I kissed a monkey today. It was a very wet kiss, too. Enjoy!” So why is she monkeying around with a monkey? Well Dharma met the biggest star of NBC’s fall lineup Crystal the Monkey from Animal Practice and she did what she could to ger her show 1600 Penn some much needed publicity during NBC’s Upfront Day.
When it comes to how Crystal handled the kiss, she said that Elfman is bananas. Either that or she was hungry for some bananas. It was hard to understand what she was grunting when the press asked her about it.
Here is the trailer for Crystal’s show and I want to know when she is going to get her own spinoff already:
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David Boreanaz was in NYC to promote Bones at the Fox Upfronts and boy does he clean up well. Seeing Angel look all suave in a grey suit and shades, makes me think he should be on the cover of GQ instead of TV Guide. Not that I mind him being on the latter. Seriously doesn’t Booth look sexy in suit?
Tom Cruise is playing Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages and he posed as his character for W Magazine. The normally vanilla actor was anything but as he posed with his hands as devil horns and his tongue stimulating going down on a woman between them. But it didn’t stop there, Katie Holmes’ husband was photographed lying in bed with two women, one of which is topless. I think that is the first time we have seen him with a naked boob on him since All the Right Moves and I am not sure this photoshoot was a Top Gun move for him. Actually I think he was so miscast as the lead in the cheesy musical, but that movie seems more about casting names than people that should be playing the roles.
To see the topless picture then click here!
ABC announced its fall schedule and I don’t know what to make of it. They moved a lot of the shows around that I watch and I am not sure I want to watch Revenge on Sundays. You know it was perfect for mid-week. I also don’t think their Tuesday scheduling is a smart move because reality then comedy then drama does make it tempting for the viewer to watch. But then again the schedule shouldn’t bother me because it just means I will watch all of their shows that I watch on my iPad instead of on my TV.
Here is the lineup that includes an All-Star edition of Dancing with the Stars:
MONDAY: 8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Starsâ€
10:00 p.m. “Castleâ€
In January:
8:00 p.m. “The Bachelorâ€
10:00 p.m. “Castleâ€
TUESDAY: 8:00 p.m. “Dancing with the Stars the Results Showâ€
9:00 p.m. “Happy Endingsâ€
9:30 p.m. “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23â€
10:00 p.m. “Private Practiceâ€
In January:
8:00 p.m. “How to Live with Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life)â€
8:30 p.m. “The Family Toolsâ€
