To go off on what Jeff Foxwrothy says, “You Know Your Redneck when…” To me one of the ways you know you are a redneck is if you think see UFOs that are clearly not there and that is what just Billy Ray Cyrus thought he saw in the above picture. He Tweeted, “O. K. . ..my first U F O sighting.Looks like 5 or 6 disk like shapes hovering. Special moment 4 DAD” I don’t want to break his achy breaky heart and tell him that even though he sees spaceships, I only see a beautiful sunset.
BTW I wonder why is so desperate to see martians? Is he hoping for an anal probe? Oh wait that’s why I want to see little green men…
So CNN was going live outside a thing called a bookstore (you know the place that sells paper versions of what we read on our Kindles) when a man jumped in front of the camera telling people to vote David Arquette and not Nancy Grace. Well someone went all Nancy Grace on a$$, grabbed him out of the camera’s view and then you hear the guy screaming, “Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey what the fuck are you doing, Mother F*cker?†We can’t see what happened, but I am sure we will hear all about it when Benjy Bronk appears on Howard Stern, the radio show he is a regular on. I guess Bababooey is so five years ago.
BTW what he did was wrong, but what the person who grabbed him did to him is even worse.
News that Finn and Rachel are finally going to do it might bring Glee to their fans, it was anything but for the actress. Lea Michele told E!online that “He was sweating so much. I was so grossed out!” And she didn’t stop there because she added, “Oh my god, it was way awkward. I adore Cory. He’s like my brother and to have to do some of the stuff we did in front of our entire crew.” Is it wrong for me to think he was sweating so much to keep himself warm against what some of us perceive as a cold fish or the word that rhymes with fish?
I wonder what song they are going to sing as she loses her virginity to him since Like a Virgin was already used when he lost his on the show??? Heart’s All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You? Enrique Inglesias’ Tonight I’m F*cking You? Jackson Browne’s Somebody’s Baby? Rod Stweart’s Tonight’s the Night? Or my personal favorite Meat Loaf’s Paradise in the Dashboard Light??? Please let me it be the last one because the last few lines of the song remind me of the show…”It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today”. And who wouldn’t want to them sing what we are all thinking?
Bones is back next Thursday at 9p on Fox and they came up with a crappy promo to remind us they are giving birth to a new season next week.
I love the Fox procedural, but I can’t believe I watched that whole video and kept all my stomach contents inside. I never realized just how graphic the show was until it was all put together in short clip. Thankfully there is so much more to the show because otherwise I am not sure I could watch the show after dinner.
BTW I saw the first two episodes of the season and it might be their best season yet!!!
