Coldplay will be making their debut on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this Thursday. And before they play Paradise and Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall from their new album Mylo Xyloto, Chris Martin will be talking about his wife Gwyneth Paltrow. What he says will get him some major Goop with the Mrs and let’s just all their Play will be Cold between them for a while.
Here is what he told the host about his “wife”:
Ellen: You don’t talk about Gwyneth a lot?
Chris: No.
Ellen: But you have a great relationship and two precious kids. And we love Gwyneth. She’s been here many times.
Chris: She’s been a great beard for me now, for 10 years.
Ellen: Is that right? It’s not really a real relationship? She just pretends that she’s your wife.
Chris: Yeah, it’s hard to believe. (Laughing)
They say truth comes from humor, do you think he is telling the truth or he is just trying to be funny? Either way for a second it is a fun to think he is telling the truth, but I am sure he is not…
Before Zach Braff was trying to get women out of their bras on Scrubs, he was trying get one on himself. He looks the same now as he did (even in dressed in drag) when he was 18 in that 1994 movie.
Yesterday’s How I Met Your Mother on CBS was all about Weird Al Yankovic! Ted was a big fan and claimed that he was the inspiration for his 1985 hit Like a Surgeon. Well at the end of the show, you find out the truth with a flash back to past when Weird Al had shorter and fuller curly hair with bangs and a mustache that Tom Selleck envied.
There is only one problem with the show’s truth…it was truth reworked as a writers White & Nerdy fantasy. You see, yes the inspiration came from another person, but that person was the singer of Like a Virgin, Madonna herself, in a round about way! According to a Weird Al FAQ page here is what happened:
Madonna had just released her song, “Like a Virgin” and was walking down some street in New York when she questioned out loud, “I wonder when ‘Weird Al’ is gonna do ‘Like a Surgeon’.” A friend who was with her was also a friend of Al’s manager and the word got back to Al. He thought about it and said “Hey, that’s not bad! Mayybe I’ll do it.” This is the only case in which Al has created a parody based on a suggestion. Just to re-state, Al does NOT take suggestions for song ideas, unless you are Madonna, and it’s a decent suggestion.
Forgetting the truth, it was nice to Weird Al as he used to be in the funniest moment of the CBS sitcom all season!
And for you Weird Al fans like me, here is Like a Surgeon…the song that was inspired by Ted Mosby!!!
Every year people dress their animals up for Halloween and it is sad to see how our four legged friends are tortured for our enjoyment. Well now they have a voice through Pets Against People and they will come after us if we make our Pugs a cat or our Bull Dogs a daisy or our cats a witch. They say that they will hump us to the point of no return according to the PSA that aired exclusively on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. I am so upset by this news because I really wanted to dress my cat up as this cute bull with a cowboy on her that I saw at Target for Halloween, but now I am too afraid what she will do to me.
BTW send me pictures of what you dressed your pet as for Halloween and I will post it on the 31st!!!
