Roseanne has a reality show called Roseanne’s Nuts on Lifetime that airs Wednesday at 9 and 9:30p, when her show ends Dance Moms begins. Well I guess the sitcom actress doesn’t like the show that follows hers because here is what she said about it on Twitter, “that fat ass bitch on dance moms thinks she is a roseanne connor type. bitch you can bully little kids and their fat ass moms, but hey, you wouldn’t last a second in a show down with old granny. I’d take you down in a heartbeat-u r fat, but u aint bad.” I really hope they battle it out because if they do and Roseanne won (which you know she will) then that would mean Dance Moms would be cancelled and I would no longer be excited to watch it every hump day. Seriously I feel so guilty because I can’t wait for the next episode to dance its way into my life every week.
If you have never seen Dance Moms, it is a horrible addictive television show that you don’t want to tell anyone you watch.
The Kardashians and The Jenners are not really known for the fashion sense and yesterday they proved why at their Kardashian Kollection launch party. Seriously how many bedsheets had to die to dress them because those are some of the ugliest print outfits I have ever seen. That fabric might look good on a bed when Kim is lying down, but it looks horrible when she is standing up.
Flavor Flav has his gold teeth, Michael Jackson has his gold casket (too soon?) and Cee Lo Green has his gold suit. I don’t know what to make out of that outfit, but all I know is I can’t stop looking at it. And just like staring at the sun for too long, the image is burned in to my retina.
Oh and seeing The Voice coach dripping in gold like that, he has never looked sexier to me.
Shaq has retired from basketball, and now the 7’1″ tall man is going to film school to become a director. Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live the show debuted the trailer for his first student film and now we get to see the world through his eyes. I guess you can say it is lonely at the top. And after watching his first project behind the camera, I think he will be at the top of the film game too!!!
Yesterday Anderson Cooper was reading a story full of puns about Gerard Depardieu draining his snake on a plane and the CNN host lost it when he was 3/4 of the way done when he made a joke about going #2. So much so he was giggling uncontrollably and we learned the silver fox has the weirdest laugh. Seriously what was up with that sound coming out of his mouth?
Now when it comes to the person who wrote that story, bravo because it was brilliant.
