Finally the night we have been waiting for all season on Desperate Housewives, a tiny plane is going to crash down on Wisteria Lane tonight on ABC at 9p!!! Kathryn Joosten aka Mrs. McCluskey told me at the premiere of Hallmark Channel’s Christmas at Canaan that two people will die, but she couldn’t tell me who. All we know is an original cast member who is also a fan favorite will die and the other is someone who has been with the show for a while. Other than that we will probably have to wait until January to find out who didn’t survive the crash because it would be too nice of them to tell us tonight. You know the crash will prob happen in the last block of the show. I still can’t believe all that hype for a small plane, I feel so jipped over that.
So who do you think will bite the dust tonight? I have my speculations, but with Desperate Housewives you never know…
So I was watching either Ghost Whisperer or Medium and they had a commercial that left me going is that for real? CBS Cares is doing their holiday messages and this year they have two actors suggesting that you give the special woman in your life a pap smear this holiday season. Seriously, this is no joke.
Chris Beetem says, “Wanna do something special for your woman this Christmas? Schedule a pap smear. Pap smears saves lives. Give her the gift even Santa can’t deliver.” Well he hasn’t been to some of the holiday parties I have been to because I have seen Santas doing what looked like pap smears to some girls. Joking. But seriously if that is what my man got me for a Christmas gift, I would give him the door. As in get the f*ck out of my house you sick, cheap son of a bitch. Seriously what woman would want that?
Oh and BTW CBS Cares didn’t leave the Jews out, they also did one for Hanukkah. Josh Pais says, “Wanna do something special for your woman this Hanukkah? Schedule her a pap smear. Just a schmear can save her life. Give her the gift that will light up her Menorah.” If I had a boyfriend and he went down there just right, he could light Menorah…but not in a pap smear sort of way.
FYI to the men (because no f*cking way a woman would ever approve that sh!t) who came up with those PSAs, they suck and not in a way that would light your Menorah.
Anytime Kristin Chenoweth is on TV, it is reason enough to add whatever she is in to your calendars. Her new Lifetime movie 12 Men of Christmas is something you pen in not only because of her, but because it is sweet movie that everyone can enjoy.
Kristin plays NYer EJ a woman who catches her fiance’ doing her boss at a Christmas Party, so she packs up and moves to Montana to promote the town of Kalispell. Right when she moves there their local search and rescue save some skiers after an avalanche and she finds out that they have to rent a helicopter because they have no money in their budget. So she comes up with an idea that the men of the town pose naked for a calendar. While picking the guys for the calendar she starts to date one of the guys and finds the opposite with Will. EJ and Will have some great sexual tension, will they ever hook up or will their tension only remain that? EJ also starts to fall for small town life, but when she is offered her old job back with a huge promotion and raise…will she stay put or take them up on the offer.
12 Men of Christmas is a feel good movie that will warm up your Saturday night, so check it out tonight at 9p on Lifetime!
Enchanted’s Amy Adams and her fiance’ Darren Legallo are going to become parents in 2010 according to People. The couple met in 2001 in an acting class and became engaged last year. No word if they set a wedding date or when the baby is due.
After cancelling on Adam Lambert three times after his infamous AMA performance, ABC will finally allow him back on their air on December 9th and 10th. The American Idol runner-up will be featured on Barbara Walters Most Fascinating People and then he will appear on her show The View the next day. I guess ABC felt her shows were safer than the others because they don’t have to worry about him kissing a girl, unlike if he were on Jimmy Kimmel Live where he could smooch Jimmy or on New Year’s Rockin’ Eve where he could he could make out with Ryan Seacrest at midnight.
So now that he will be back on ABC again will his 15 minutes start to run out soon? I still haven’t gotten over how much he destroyed Mad World on American Idol.
