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Gotta love Denis Leary
June 30th, 2006 under Denis Leary, Paris Hilton. [ Comments: none ]

DENIS Leary can forget sainthood, after the interview he gave in the August issue of Playboy. "After I graduated . . . I see this really hot-looking blonde [in] hot pants and sneakers," the "Rescue Me" star said. "My brother goes, ‘That’s the hot-looking nun [from school]. She had an affair with one of the other teachers, left the convent and now they’re getting married.’ I was like, ‘Hell . . . all we had to do was ask!’ " Leary remembers when a mom walked up to him at St. Patrick’s Cathedral. "[She] said, ‘You remember me, right? I remember you because you used to feel my daughter up’ . . . I spent the rest of the night avoiding her." He says the Catholic church is richer than the Mob, with "enough money to throw around and settle molestation suits." He zaps Paris Hilton for making "not very good homemade porn. And I’m not talking about the way it was filmed. I’m talking about the actual sex." He rips Adam Sandler for doing "the same thing over and over . . . playing the retard-goofball crazy guy." Finally, Leary wants free sex for the president: "If he’s doing a good job, Keira Knightley gets told, ‘Part of your job is to [bleep] the president . . . then we’ll put you in a big movie.’ "

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Rescue Me is one of my favorite shows! 

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Recent pictures of Tori dealing with her dad’s death
June 30th, 2006 under Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]

She looks so broken up.

 

Yeeeah 

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Mariah tickled purple
June 30th, 2006 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey will only eat purple food.

The pop diva is convinced mauve-coloured foods like red grapes and plums –
known for their anti-ageing benefits – will stop her developing wrinkles.

The songstress, who devised the diet with her nutritionist, now munches
purple meals three days a week.

A source is quoted in Britain’s The Sun newspaper as saying: "It sounds
off-the-wall but it’s a huge injection of healthy food in one go. Purple
products are nature’s best weapons in the battle against ageing. There’s a
saying that ‘a plum a day keeps a facelift away’."

"Purple food can prevent breakdown of collagen and slow the wasting of
muscles."

It isn’t the first time Mariah has tried a bizarre diet.

Earlier this year, it was revealed she was living on plain fish and soup in
a bid to shed her excess pounds.

The curvy star took all calorific treats off the menu until she reached her
target weight.

She admitted she had been on a "really bleak diet, which is basically just
soups and fish prepared really blandly".

Hollywood Rag 

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Heather and David are just friends…with benefits
June 30th, 2006 under David Spade, Heather Locklear. [ Comments: none ]

 

Teddy & Moo's Celebrity Gossip 

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Will Denise Richards be Bon Jovi’s Yoko Ono?
June 30th, 2006 under Bon Jovi, Denise Richards. [ Comments: none ]

They Give Love a Bad Name, Part 19:
Here's a story that takes the cake–or not. Wanting to surprise her rocker beau Richie Sambora, alleged actress Denise Richards called Bon Jovi frontman Jon Bon Jovi to ask if she could present Richie with a birthday cake onstage during the band's upcoming July 10 show in Hollywood, Florida.
Sources tell In Touch the sugary sweet gesture got gonged. "Jon suggested it might be too much of a spectacle," says an insider. Seems plausible. You wouldn't want to turn a rock show into a spectacle.
In Jon's defense – I'm thinking this is the right move.
Its likely few Bon Jovi fans in Florida would be amused at another self-promotion by Denise Richards and would add nothing to the concert.

National Ledger 

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