The Amazing Race might not have won the Emmy this year, but I think after this amazing watermelon to the face scene next year they will be bringing home that little gold statuette again.
In just that one moment, they have a battle as she tries to a catapult a watermelon towards a Knight’s armor, revenge because the watermelons were sick of being sacrificed for the cause so they attacked the person that was destroying them, we have an injury and it’s to the face leaving it all covered with a thick red liquid, and most importantly a b!tch who believes the war must be won even if you don’t have any feeling above the neck. If that doesn’t sound Emmy worthy to you, I don’t know what does?
Thank you CBS for slo-mo’ing and playing the second the watermelon smacks her in the face over and over! I sincerely enjoyed it.
BTW I think her TAR partner was so b!tchy to her, I think she makes Jonathan Baker seem likable. Seriously how cold was her reaction after she is like I can’t feel my face and I have a massive headache? I can’t wait to see what happens next when the show is back on September 26th!
UPDATE: I finally decided to check Brook (b!tchy friend) and Claire’s (face full of watermelon) information on The Amazing Race page and I wonder with the answer to that question was if she foreshadowing what would happen to her?
“What scares you most about traveling? The food is probably the scariest part of traveling.”
By the looks of it food really was the scariest part of her travels on the show, but not the way she was thinking!
Last season White Collar ended with Kate’s plane blowing up and Neal watching as it happened. So far this season has been about Neal and Mozzie trying to find out who blew up the plane, while Peter and Diana have been trying to find out why Fowler was so interested the Music Box; and tonight on USA at 9p we will get a lot of answers to their questions!
Tonight’s episode picks up where last week’s ended with Burke reuniting Caffrey with the music box and Caffrey having the key to open it up and we will finally hear the music within that beautiful box! Mozzie and the two men realize the song is a code and they are going to try to break it. Besides the Music Box finally coming out of hiding, so will Fowler and now Caffrey and Burke will get some answers to what they have wanted to know. But I won’t spoil you because what he has to say will shock you!
But that shock is nothing compared to the final minute of tonight’s episode. If you thought last fall’s season finale was a OMFG moment when Peter goes to visit Kate at her hotel room and he is wearing the ring, well that is no where near as jaw dropping as tonight’s final few seconds. Let’s just say you will be screaming, ‘”nooooooooo” at your televisions and you will be like me wondering when is White Collar going to be back because right now is not soon enough. That and what happens will set up what is going to happen during the second part of season 2!
Come back here to discuss what happens after it is over because I have been waiting a week to talk to someone about it because it is just that OMGF amazing!
Colin Bond came up with an inventive way to tell his girlfriend, Carly that he wanted to be bonded to her forever! He got a choir to sing songs from Glee and as the couple approached the singers on their path, they circled the soon-to-be-engaged couple and he got down on his knee and asked her to marry him! Of course she said yes, how could she not because that is a very romantic way for someone to ask you to marry him!
Congrats to the newly engaged couple! Hopefully someone from Glee will be able to sing at their nuptials, that would be the icing on the wedding cake!
So CSI has a new promo all about teen pop sensation Justin Bieber who is making his acting debut during their 10th season premiere on September 23rd. I have to admit whoever decided to cast him and actually got the hottest 16 year old in the world to do the part was f*cking brilliant because it is getting me to watch the show for the first time in years! You can’t tell if he got the acting chops from this promo, but does it really matter?
Last week Demi Moore Tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini and then Lisa Rinna followed (bathing) suit. Well a few days later Mrs Kutcher changed things up when she posed with Dave Days in her little bikini, so of course Lisa Rinna and her husband Harry Hamlin followed (bathing) suit again. Well now there is a new couple getting in to the Twater (Twitter + Water) with them and that is Nia Varddalos and her hubby Ian Gomez.
When it comes to who is the hottest man wearing a bikini, it is a toss up for me between the LA Law star and the one from Cougar Town. Although I think that Ian might edge him out by a chest hair!
How awwwdorable and kind of creepy is that video of a monkey showing a kitty cat just how much they love each other. I say creepy because when you see the two different species french kissing, it kind of weirded me out. But it is still so cute to see a monkey and cat get along like that. I wonder if they were to breed would their babies be called cakeys or monties?
BTW if that were my cat getting kissed like that by monkey, there would be one less monkey in the world.
xoxo Alan!
Melissa Joan Hart took her two boys Mason, 4 and Brady, 2 and to the mall and Tweeted the above picture and said, “My boys at the mall mocking mommy…” I was at The Grove on Saturday with my friend and we mocked the same poster, but in a very different way!
BTW how awwwdorable are her two little toddlers trying to recreate that poster of their mom and Joey Lawrence’s new ABC Family show Melissa and Joey that airs Tuesday at 8p?
On September 23rd The View is going to celebrate its 3,000th episode on ABC and to honor the big accomplishment the ladies posed with with the numbers 3-0-0-0 and the word shows! While most of the women made sure to show their mugs, Oscar winner Whoopi Goldebrg kept her face hidden by the number. Out of all the hosts on the show, she is the only one I actually want to see her face…well at least when she is not defending Mel Gibson.
Last week Demi Moore Tweeted a picture of herself in a little bikini, then Lisa Rinna did the same a few days later. Well those two have nothing on Lisa’s husband Harry Hamlin who did the same pose in her tiger striped bikini with a brown wig. And you know what the 58 year old is one sexy man! He might have the best abs of the three!!! Oh and Lisa Rinna Tweeted this message with the picture, “Of course Lisa then asked me 2 do a parody of her in her bikini- so I did. The trend continues….. ” Who will be next? Part of me wants to know, part of me is afraid…
BTW on Harry and Lisa note, you will learn during the season premiere of their TV Land reality show Harry Loves Lisa on October 6th that the LA Law star actually has a great sense of humor. He does his first stand up routine at The Improv and he was so funny that I hope it is not his last!!!
