Sex is all fun and games until someone gets hurt down there. Then it is time for Sex Sent Me to the ER on TLC at 10p.
A body builder and his girlfriend haven’t had sex for a week because he is preparing for a competition. After he wins the title, they decide to have hot steamy sex right then and there! Part of looking good for the competition is oiling up; and they are so horny, he doesn’t stop to shower. As we all know oil is slippery. While going at it, she slips and hurts herself down there. Now instead of celebrating with their friends, they are all taking a trip to the hospital. So what is causing the pain down there?
A man returns home from being stationed overseas and his girlfriend and him can’t wait to do it. After 8 hours of vigorous sex, nothing is coming out of him. Thinking it is just exhaustion, they decide to go to sleep. The next morning it happens again and the pain is unbearable. So what is causing him not to release? Yes, it can happen boys!
Finally, a couple comes into the ER and the wife can’t even walk because she is in so much pain down there. Not only is she is pain, she feels like she is literally on fire. As the nurse tries to find out what is going on, her conservative sister and her brother in law come in. Now the original couple won’t talk. What doesn’t she want her sister to know? What is causing her burning love?
Tonight’s lesson from Sex Sent Me to the ER, is don’t be embarrassed to tell the nurses and doctors that you were having sex because it only delays the help you desperately need. And no one wants to be in pain in their privates more than they have to be.
Rob Lowe and John Stamos ran into each at the airport and the never ageing hotties took a Selfie together. It is the picture you have been wanting, but you never knew it. Now that you have it, you want more more more! So someone give them a show together, ASAP. I am sure I would not be the only person watching.
Jimmy Fallon introduced a new game to The Tonight Show yesterday called Musical Beers. Basically it is the adult version of Musical Chairs, instead of grabbing a chair you have to grab a beer.
The players of the game were the NBC late host, Mark Ruffalo, Stephen Merchant, Tariq from The Roots and Steve Higgins. You’d think the very tall Merchant would have the advantage, but a smaller Fallon plays dirty. There is only one person who plays dirtier than him and that is the Hulk. So watch what happens when both men have to go for the same cup. Let’s just say there will be beer spilled!
Jimmy Kimmel Live came up with an invention that will make plowing snow fun for the man in your life. They took her infamous naked butt photo, blew up and put it on a snow blower. They placed the blower through her a$$hole and let the snow spew out.
Only problem was when they were doing the demonstration, the snow got stuck. So one of the workers had to stick his hand in to unjam it. And I am sure that isn’t the first time Kim’s butt has had a hand in it? And I am sure that it also isn’t the first time her a$$ has white stuff coming out of it? Ba da dump!
Shaq was on The Meredith Vieira Show and she had the balls to ask him a question no one has dared to ask the 7’1″ former-basketball player. She asked him, “Is it true what they say about a man who wears a size 22 shoe?” He grabbed her hand, nodded his head and kissed then kissed it! The news was too much for her, so she uncrossed her legs and told the producers that they needed to take a break. Can’t say I blame her.
To think she is sitting next to a man who is bigger than Ron Jeremy is pretty overwhelming. Granted on the p0rn star his almost 10″ money maker looks huge on him in comparison to his body size, but Shaquille O’Neal’s 11″ probably makes him look like a man a little above average when he is standing in front of you completely naked. Don’t you think?
BTW thanks to Meredith for asking to hard hitting question, and with that answer, it is definitely hard hitting!!!
It has been a while since Jimmy Kimmel Live has does Celebrity Mean Tweets, and good things come to those who wait! Today the ABC late night show released a new version of the popular segment and it might be the best one yet.
The latest edition includes Gwyneth Paltrow, Lena Dunham, Gerard Butler, Ty Burrell, Bob Newhart, Britney Spears, Geena Davis, Chris Pratt, Chloe Grace Moretz, Scott Foley, Michael Chiklis, Ted Danson, John Stamos, Lisa Kudrow and Adam Sandler. The only mean thing I can say about it, is that the Tweet about Gwyneth wasn’t mean enough!
Before The Roots were Jimmy Fallon’s house band on The Tonight Show, they were the guest band on The Jon Stewart Show. It’s amazing how different the band looked back in 1995 than they do now, but they sound just as great!
It is a very dark day for me because not only is my power out where I live, but TBS cancelled one of the funniest comedies on television. The network announced today that they will not be bringing back Sullivan & Son back for a fourth season.
I really enjoyed this sitcom about an old school bar in Pittsburgh. It reminded me of home, back when I went to bars like that before I was 21. That wasn’t the only reason why I loved this show, what made it so funny is they picked on everyone and everything and no one was safe. Because of that, I found myself laughing my a$$ off every week.
So thank you to everyone who worked on Sullivan & Son, at least we had 3 beertastic seasons!