The Brooklyn female rap group, Hand Job Academy, wrote a song called Lena Dunham and the Girls’ star danced to it at Taylor Swift‘s place when she heard about it. At least I think that is called dancing.
BTW, you know, that Dunham is so into herself that she is probably listening to it on nonstop replay. She’s also probably the only one listening to it because it is as lame as her HBO show. I don’t get why people are so obsessed with Girls. Can someone explain the fascination to me?
via Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Meghan Trainor’s song All About That Bass has been remade as All About That Baste by a family to make it appropriate for Thanksgiving. Well, I guess it struck a chord with her because she just released an album full of Thanksgiving Carols! That’s right, you can hear songs like My Flight Got Cancelled in Denver and I’m Not Bringing Leftovers on the Plane, Mom. These are great songs to sing while you are stuck in the airport waiting for your delayed flight or while you sit in traffic to get to your Aunt’s house that you really hate to eat her drier than dry turkey. What more can you ask for on Thanksgiving? Nothing! Now you really have something to be thankful for this Turkey Day!
So run out to Walgreens and get you copy now before they are all sold out. I am going to get mine for my 10 minute drive (with traffic) to my framily’s house!
The first full trailer was released for Jennifer Aniston’s movie Cake and there has been a lot of Oscar buzz surrounded with it. I think, it is because she put on a few pounds and doesn’t wear makeup in it. Which is not a reason for me. To me, it seems Oscar worthy because I fell asleep watching the trailer. OMG! Could that movie look any more boring and depressing and been there, done that? Personally, I think it looks like a Straight-to-DVD movie that will eventually air on IFC film. Not a movie many people will pay money to see on the big screen.
Do you think she will be bringing home Oscar gold or just attending the big night as a presenter only?
Chelsea Handler is Melbourne and she went to the Australia Zoo. While she was there she posed with an anaconda and it looks like it was too much for her.
In fact, she made the same face I make whenever she posts a topless pic of herself on Instagram.
Now back to the photo, I wonder if that is her way for auditioning for Eaten Alive 2 (the show where a man gets eaten alive by an anaconda). If it is, Discovery I nominate her. Anyone second that?
Before Susan Sarandon had a nighttime encounter with a Sweet Transvestite in Rocky Horror Picture Show, she was wearing Daily Encounter. She looks the same now as she did when she was 25 in that 1972 commercial.
Kendra Wilkinson is Down Under to be part of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here. While talking to the other celebrities, someone wanted to know if she had sex with Hugh Hefner when she lived in the Playboy Mansion. She admitted that after she moved in, one night he invited her to his room and they consummated their relationship. Thankfully she didn’t go into detail what it was like to be 18 having sex with a 78 year old. Somethings are better left to the imagination, although my imagination wishes I didn’t just imagine what it was like.
Beth Behrs and Matthew Moy are so thankful they are leaving for Thanksgiving break that the duo from 2 Broke Girls decided to do a dance! Let’s just say their happy dance is something I am thankful for because it is totally original. I mean how else would you describe what they were doing?
Seth Rogen was on The Late Show yesterday and David Letterman wanted to know what he does with his wife. The Knocked Up star said that they spend a lot of time watching bad reality TV. In fact, he recently watched an episode with kid chefs (I’m assuming it’s MasterChef Junior because what else could it be) and he said it made him cry. Then he added that he wanted to “reach into the screen and offer them some weed or something.” He couldn’t leave a tender moment alone, but still it is sweet. And I would pay his wife a dollar to see that photo of Rogen crying as he watched the best reality show on television.
If you want to watch the show that made him cry, then check out the extremely scrumptious MasterChef Junior tonight at 8p on Fox. You don’t want to be left with egg on your face. When you watch the show tonight, you will get that means!
BTW MasterChef Graham Elliott Tweeted this to his fan, “Hey @Sethrogen thanks for watching @MasterChefJrFOX ~ hope tonite’s episode taps into your childhood emotions again! @GordonRamsay #EmoChef”. Seth responded by saying, “@grahamelliot @MasterChefJrFOX @GordonRamsay ha. Thanks man. I have emotional problems.”
Jennifer Aniston was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and she brought a friend with her. So the ABC late night host had Rachel and Lisa Kudrow take part in Celebrity Curse-Off and they say a lot of words they couldn’t say on Friends. Words my Bronx ears have never heard before and they don’t know how to handle it. Although my mouth can’t wait to use them at my Thanksgiving meal with Framily, and I bet you will dream about using them too on Thursday.