The baby that has been 35 years in the making (at least it feels that way) is finally here. Jackie and Kelso, I mean Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are the proud parents of a little girl. Not much more is known, but according to TMZ the child with no known name yet was born yesterday.
Before Joe Mantegna was an FBI agent in Criminal Minds, he was selling flowers on the street in Medussa Challenger. How amazing is the 28 year old in this award 1976 short?
Take 20 minutes of your day to watch this award winning movie, I promise you won’t be disappointed.
This coming Tuesday on Comedy Central at 10p, Daniel Tosh is going to do the unimaginable on Tosh.0. Daniel is going to air a family friendly episode. That’s right, there will be no puking, bodily injuries, strong language and little or no sexual dialogue or situations.
How he is going to be able to that because his show anything but PG-13, I don’t know. That is what is going to make it so very interesting. I have a feeling it will be like the G-Rated version of Cabin Fever that is a special feature on the DVD. The horror movie’s family version only lasts a few seconds, and I don’t know how Tosh will last longer than that. In other words, I think his clean version of the show will last as long as, I assume, he does in bed. You know wham, bam, tha…done!
Seriously though, I think this a brilliant stunt for the show. I know I will be watching, but then again I always am. Are you going to check it out?
Finally, I really hope that because Tosh.0 is going to be so very innocent that Brickleberry will be even raunchier to make up for it. Although, is that even possible?
Utopia’s ratings are anything but peaceful for Fox, so they made a decision that works for them. Instead of airing the reality show/year long project twice a week, they are cutting it down to once a week starting immediately.
This Tuesday, they will re-air the brilliant Family Guy/The Simpsons crossover episode. Thus, if you missed it, you can see it then. If you have seen it, then watch it again because it was sheer perfection. The following week, The Simpsons deadly season premiere and the one for Bob’s Burgers will repeat before new episodes of New Girl and The Mindy Project at 9p. The two weeks after that, it is time for that baseball thingy. Finally, on November 4th, Fox’s best reality show MasterChef Junior is back for its second season.
Gordon Ramsay’s latest cooking competition show was originally supposed to air on Friday nights. Since it is boiling hot and Utopia is not, Fox decided to switch things up. What will air in its Friday timeslot is yet to be determined. I am assuming repeats of Gotham for the foreseeable future.
Now the big question of the day, is if a show that airs two nights a week is cut down to one, does that make it the first show cancelled of the season? I say, if Mulaney isn’t the first show pulled completely from the lineup, then yes. If another show bites the dust before the unfunniest comedy on television, then no.
I have to say, I never thought Utopia was going to work. There is just something about it that doesn’t scream Fox or basically, television.
Jimmy Kimmel hates it when Dave Salmoni is on his show because the ABC late night host is not a fan of the animals he brings with him to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Yesterday, the animal trainer brought a baby Coati with him and asked Kimmel to feed the raccoon like animal. Martin Short, who was also a guest on the show, stayed for the segment, and saw an opportunity to have some with the host. Short said he’d give Jimmy $300 Canadian, if he fed the Coati a grape from his mouth. Kimmel took him up on his offer, but the animal didn’t agree. Instead of using his mouth to grab the grape, the Coati slapped it out from between Kimmel’s lips and we got to see his disgusted face.
Kind of like the face you are going to make when I tell you that Jimmy Kimmel topped McAfee’s 2014 Most Dangerous Cyber Celebrities list. Normally a female celebrity holds that title because people are searching for nude photos of them. So does that mean people want to Jimmy naked? See you made that face?
If you want to see the full segment from yesterday’s show, then click here!
Katherine Heigl Intstagrammed this photo of herself bloodied and battered, and yet she has a big smile on her face. So is that the way the cast of her new NBC show is letting her know how they feel about her? No, just the writers writing something for her character on State of Affairs where she plays CIA Agent. Therefore, in a way, it’s like the writers are letting her know how they feel about her.
Want to see the scene that caused her to look like that, then mark your calendars to start recording the drama on November 17th to find out.
Gilbert Gottfried Tweeted this photo of Weird Al Yankovic and him in a sweet embrace, and I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? Normally, I would say it is just the two funny men having some fun, but Gilbert hinted to something more in the caption. He wrote, “My account was hacked, exposing my sexy pictures with Weird Al Yankovic. @alyankovic”. About time we started getting some male action in this Fappening scandal, and this is a great start!
It has been a few weeks since we have seen any celebrities do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, so another charity came up with an idea to get the word out virally about their mission. This time Check One Two is asking men to send in pictures of themselves felling their nuts to get the word out there about checking for testicular cancer. If it is caught early, there is a better chance of survival.
Not only does the nonprofit want to see half the population show off their cojones, they want to know what you’ve named them.
So far Hugh Jackman, Jamie Oliver and 5SOS have only showed off their crowned jewels, but they have yet to tell us what they call them. You know, the Chef calls his Chicken and Nuggets because he is so obsessed with the food. And if you think about it that is kind of what they look like.
So since I am woman and can’t take part in the challenge, I challenge all of you men out there to do it so I can see the photos. Plus, I want to make sure you are cancer-free.
And to the breast cancer awareness charities, let’s do Grab Your Boobs to bring awareness about checking out the girls as they check the boys!
UPDATE: Ricky Gervais accepted Hugh Jackman’s challenge and the Wolverine posted a slo-mo video of him feeling his nuts. To see them touch their balls, then click here!