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Conan O’Brien reviews his staff!
May 24th, 2015 under Conan O'Brien. [ Comments: none ]

Every now and again an employer has to review his employees, and Conan O’Brien thought it was about time he reviewed the people who answer to him. Although, it doesn’t seem that a lot of them really answer to him, and can you blame them? The one answer they all agreed upon, is which co-worker they think should be fired. Who do you think they all said? Jordan Schlansky, of course. I never would have agreed with them until I started following him on Twitter. It actually hurts to read his Tweets. So if reading 180 characters of his thoughts is painful, imagine how hard it must be to work with him?
But this isn’t about Schlansky, it’s about Conan. And I want his dummy! That was my biggest takeaway from this bit. That and he better give his show’s publicist a glowing review or we will have a problem.
Finally, Conan O’Brien is now the senior member late night host. Here’s to hoping he surpasses Letterman’s 33 year record.


RIP Anne Meara
May 24th, 2015 under Obits. [ Comments: none ]

Anne Meara passed away yesterday at the age of 85 according to the AP. The actress/comedian spent 61 years married to her comedy partner Jerry Stiller and even longer making us laugh. The two of them brought their act to the talk shows of the ’60s and ’70s. They worked together and they worked apart. Her TV resume included Archie Bunker’s Place, Rhoda, Alf, All My Children and Sex and the City, and her films include Fame, Reality Bites and Night at the Museum. The projects she was most proud of were her children Amy and Ben Stiller.
Today, let her make you laugh as you watch one of her many many many brilliant roles.


The Police’s Roxanne gets the Barbershop Quartet treatment!
May 23rd, 2015 under The Police. [ Comments: none ]

Sting was on The Tonight Show yesterday and Jimmy Fallon brought out the Ragtime Girls to sing one of his former band’s biggest songs, Roxanne. Whoever thought the classic song would work in that tempo, but it does.
BTW is just me or does Sting’s stupid bushy beard make him look more bald than he already is?


Simon Cowell and his mini-me!
May 23rd, 2015 under American Idol 1-5. [ Comments: none ]

We know that Simon Cowell loves his black jeans and white shirts and turns out his son Eric feels the same way. Who ever would’ve thought that he would be the cutest dad, but he is!


Tom Six talks about his creation The Human Centipede!
May 22nd, 2015 under The Human Centipede. [ Comments: none ]

When The Human Centipede came out in 2006, people couldn’t get over the movie by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six. The world was shocked about the concept. Even though they are baffled by it, they were also intrigued. Begrudgingly they watched it to find out what all the chatter was about. The more and more people who went to see it, the more popular it became. Since its initial release, it has had two sequels, a cult following and many parodies including South Park, Conan O’Brien, a p0rn version called The Human Sextipede and Key and Peele.
If you are like me, then you want to know more about how this cult franchise from the artist himself. On Tuesday, I had the chance to talk to its creator, Tom Six and his sister, Ilona Six, who is his co-partner in Six Entertainment Company.
Let’s go back to beginning, what type of childhood did they have to come up with such a twisted movie? Ilona let her older brother answer that one. He said, “We were the victims of a happy childhood. We were raised very sweet and everything. We had nice cats. It was all fun. That made us mad, I think.” Then she chimed in, “You made me mad.” He explained how, “I made her mad. I prepared her for the business. I showed her horror films and all kinds of films like that when she was very underage. She still has a trauma from it.”
Now that we know how they started out, how did he come up with the idea for this movie? He shared the origin with me, “When I was watching television a story about a child molester came on. He was very nasty individual and he was given a very low punishment. I was very angry about it and I said as a joke to people they should stitch his mouth to the anus of a fat truck driver. That would be the proper punishment, don’t you think?” Then he continued, “That idea kept lingering in my head and I thought that would be a great idea for a horror film. People haven’t seen that before. Then from the idea to the end of making the film was quite a journey. It was pretty intense.”
How has this insane ride been for them, he said, “We are living the dream. We created something. You hope it spreads like a virus and it did. It’s like a very very aggressive virus. They are talking about it in Japan, Australia and that gave us the possibility to make more films and be taken seriously, very seriously. I had the opportunity to work with amazing great actors.”
They will have the chance to work with many more great actors in the future. He shared with me, “Ilona and I are working on different films now and we are taking it slow. We are writing and doing things.” Then he added, “We keep making films that are original and exploring the dark side of humanity. People were born evil and I like to explore that. Always with pitch black, dark comedy elements to it for the people that see it.”
Before people see those others films, The Human Centipede is completing its run in theaters, OnDemand and online streaming sites as you read this with The Human Centipede 3: The Final Sequence. How does he feel that about reaching the end of the centipede? He said, “It’s kind of sad, but we have to continue to create more art. These 3 movies, they make a movie centipede. They can be connected and form one four and half hour movie, that is the fun part of it. So we move on.”
They might move on for this franchise, but we never will. The Human Centipedes have left a mark in movie history that can never be erased.


This cat is no pussy when it comes to dealing with an annoying kid!
May 22nd, 2015 under Animals. [ Comments: none ]

On Monday, I attended the CBS Studios Summer Press Day, and the EP of Zoo said they want us to be afraid of our Schnauzers. Well, I am already afraid of my cat, and after watching this video I am even more afraid of her. Maybe the revolt of the animals has already started?
Seriously though, how meovelous is this video? I mean does anyone blame the cat for doing what they did? I do the same thing when I babysit, I just don’t videotape it because the evidence can be used against me. Joking, their cabinets are too full for me to do that.


Oh my, George Takei’s happy dance will make you happy!!!
May 22nd, 2015 under Star Trek. [ Comments: none ]

George Takei was so happy that he raised almost $450,000 for his legacy project fundraiser raising money for the Japanese American National Museum and Allegiance on Broadway that he did a happy dance. Sulu put on RuPual’s Supermodel (You Better Work) and work he did! So sit back and enjoy the happiest dance you will see in this galaxy and all the other ones too.


Hilary Duff posts the most boring video!
May 22nd, 2015 under Hilary Duff. [ Comments: none ]

A video posted by Hilary Duff (@hilaryduff) on

We have seen celebrities do many interesting things on video, but I think Hilary Duff posted the dullest one of them all. She recorded herself brushing her teeth with her new toothbrush. Too make it seem more exciting she slo-mo’ed it down. That just made it worse. Can we go back to the days when she posted photos of herself in her underwear in front of the bathroom mirror and not watching herself clean her pearly whites in it?


The Human Centipede 3 is the ballsiest one of them all!
May 22nd, 2015 under The Human Centipede. [ Comments: none ]

The Human Centipede 3 is out today and sadly, Tom Six’s franchise has reached its end. In 2009, the world couldn’t stop talking about the movie that was unlike anything we’ve ever seen before and now 6 years later the tail, I mean the tale, is coming to an end.
Bill Boss (Dieter Laser) runs the most violent prison in the United States and his loyal right hand man there, Dwight (Laurence R Harvey), has come up with a plan to restore order. The deputy wants to use the prisoners to create the world’s largest human centipede. Boss, has other ideas in mind, but he is seriously considering it.
When I say that Boss has other ideas, I mean it. Laser is the most sadistic in this sequel and you can tell he is enjoying every second of it. He tortures the prisoners in a way that will have you putting your hands over your eyes. This movie is not for the squeamish, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t enjoyable for a lot of people.
During one scene, Boss takes a knife to a prisoner, slices the skin of his testicles down the middle, reaches in and takes out his balls. Then he asks Dwight to have the chef make a tasty meal out of them. Although the scene sounds horrific, it is one that will have you laughing after you see the movie. That’s the thing with The Human Centipede franchise, it is hard to watch but it is so much fun to talk about afterwards.
They truly went balls to the wall with The Human Centipede 3 and fans of the movie and this genre will not be disappointed. If you want to make your Memorial Day Weekend more memorable, then I suggest watching the film by brother and sister, Tom and Ilona Six, with your family this weekend. What goes better with hot dogs and hamburgers than a movie about a chain of people being attached mouth to a$$?
The Human Centipede 3 is out now in select theaters and it is currently available on OnDemand and online streaming services.


How did Kim Kardashian let The Rock get this World Record over her?
May 22nd, 2015 under Guinness World Records, The Rock. [ Comments: none ]

There is a Guinness Book of World Records title for Most Self-Portrait Photographs (Selfies) Taken in Three Minutes and Kim Kardashian isn’t the holder of it…yet. Believe it or not, The Rock claimed it yesterday at the London premiere of his new movie San Andreas. Dwayne Johnson took over 105 photos with the fans on the red carpet, but only that number counted towards the title. What were the requirements? He had to show “the full face and neck of participants being viewable and that the images were focused, with recognisable faces and no blurring.”
Congrats DJ on getting into the Guinness Book of World Records. I am so proud that I went to same college as him. See what you can accomplish if you go to the University of Miami!


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