For the last several years Toys’r’Us has been selling a boy toy called the You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll, and no one complained that he is anatomically correct. That is, until now, because parents are in uproar that this little plastic doll has a penis and testicles. Because what better way to teach a kid that the opposite sex’s body is bad, but to start them with that mentally when they are just a baby. They don’t know what sexual organs are at that age, so let them feel like it is natural. It’s not like they are not going to see it anyways by the time they start school. At least this way they are prepared. Who’s with me?
In fact, I am going to buy one for my adopted niece, who is the only girl in nursery school room. Let the infant know what she is up against. Not only will I buy her doll for $24.99, I will also pick her up some clothes from the Kardashian Kids Kollection to go with it. It seems like the appropriate attire to play with him for some reason.
Neil Patrick Harris Tweeted this photo of himself sans his hole Hedwig and the Angry Inch costume, and there is nothing to be angry about in this picture. Seriously, how amazing does his body look after playing the lead role in the musical 8 shows a week for the last few months? It doesn’t even look like he has an angry inch of fat on him! Not that we can see the area where that inch is. I mean, we can barely see where it would be because there isn’t much we can’t see in the image.
Although, he needs to do a better job when it comes to putting on his makeup. I joke, because it looks like that from all the sweat and tears he shed during his Tony winning performance.
Undateable’s season finale aired just over a month ago and today NBC finally picked up the hilarious sitcom for a second season according to the show’s Executive Producer, Bill Lawrence. I don’t know what took them so long because this has been the Peacock’s strongest sitcom in a really long time. It’s like a modern day friends but even wittier. They had so many jokes that you can incorporate into your daily like white girl emergency and slow motion celebration. Plus, that means we will get to hear Ron Funches’ girly laugh over and over again. And who doesn’t live for that?
We have seen people nearly kill themselves trying to catch a home run or a foul ball at a baseball game, but this woman’s catch takes the cake…or should I say beer. She was sitting at the San Francisco Giants/Pittsburgh Pirates game yesterday, minding her own business, when a home run ball was coming right at her. What did she do? Nothing. But that didn’t stop the ball from making a mad dash towards her cup. So mad, not only did it land in the beer, it went right through it. Leaving the poor fan, drenched in beer. Not only was she out the drink, but according to Newsday she didn’t even get the ball. So I guess you can say she didn’t have a ball at the game. OK, I struck out with the one and it was a foul joke. But they all can’t be home runs. I’ll take the 7th inning stretch now!
Yesterday, when we heard that The Big Bang Theory cast had not shown up to their first day of work on the new season because of contract negotiations, we wanted to put of them all in the dog house. Well, Kaley Cuoco did the next best thing and Instagrammed a photo of herself in her dog’s kennel. It’s not perfect, but it is a start.
Well that, and it is a really cute photo of her pup and her.
A few weeks ago Jimmy Fallon had Halle Berry on The Tonight Show, and he introduced a new segment with her called, This Is How We Roll. Basically she stands there, spreads her legs open as he lies down face up between them. Then they assume the position so that they can form a human wheel and roll down the mat together.
Well yesterday, he had Heidi Klum on and he did the same thing with her. He says he didn’t look, but let’s be real. Everyone would look.
So who will be his next victim? We will just have to wait and see. Seriously, am I the only person who hopes that his next victim is a true Scot wearing a Kelt? How awesome would that be? I’d blow my bagpipe to see that! Wait, that doesn’t sound right. But you know what I mean.
The teaser trailer for Into the Woods was released today. I had no intention of seeing the musical before now, and I have even less interest of seeing the movie, that comes out on Christmas, after watching it.
It’s not that I thought it looks awful, I just saw the musical years ago and I hated it. I actually fell asleep watching it, but that’s me.
What did you think of it?
Chris Pratt was on Late Night yesterday and Seth Meyers asked him about the time he got in big trouble at NBC. According to Pratt during the second season of Parks & Recreation, he was shooting a scene where Leslie opens the door at Ann’s house and shockingly sees a nude Andy. Since it’s TV, he was wearing a nude pair of underwear instead of his birthday suit. After several takes, Amy Poehler wasn’t reacting shocked enough. So he took off the nude undies and went, well, nude. Her reaction to it and it, is what was used in the episode.
Now even though he garnered the response that made it to air, he says NBC was not happy with him and sent him a letter that said he can’t do that again. Not only can he never do that again, but he can’t make a joke about it.
I’m sorry, but that is funny! And it’s not like we were going to see it anyways, so what’s the big deal. Unless, he has a big deal?
BTW I wonder who ratted him out to NBC? Not cool, dude or dudette.