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Bobi is the World’s Oldest Living Dog…ever
February 2nd, 2023 under Guinness World Records. [ Comments: none ]

In November, Guinness World Records declared that Gino is the World’s Oldest Living Dog at the age of 22. Well, his record was short-lived, unlike him.

Today, we got to meet Bobi, who is 98 days away from turning 31. The purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo was born on May 11, 1992, and was set to be euthanized by Leonel Costa’s dad when he was just a few days old. However, Leonel and his brothers were able to save the puppy. And now Bobi is 30 years old.

Leonel says that being raised in a quiet village in Portugal, never being leashed, and fed only human food is why his best friend has been able to live this long. That might be the case. Either way, it is a miracle and hopefully the start of more dogs living such a long life.

The last dog to hold the title of the World’s Oldest dog was Bluey, who lived to be 29. He died in 1939.


Nickelback tries the Made You Look TikTok trend
February 2nd, 2023 under Nickelback. [ Comments: none ]

Jax Writes Music wanted to teach Nickelback the ways of TikTok, so she started it off easy for the Canadian band. She did this by teaching them Meghan Trainor’s dance to Made You Look.

How did they do? Let’s just say they already understood the assignment.

Maybe the musicians aren’t the worst thing to come out of Canada since… Is there anything worse than them?

I am joking! I actually like their music!


Harrison Ford thinks Jason Segel has a ‘nice penis’
February 2nd, 2023 under Harrison Ford, Stephen Colbert. [ Comments: none ]

Harrison Ford is starring alongside Jason Segel in Apple TV+’s Shrinking, and there is a report that Han Solo didn’t know who his co-star was.

So yesterday, when Ford was on The Late Show, Stephen Colbert wanted to know if that is true. It is not. Indiana Jones knew who Segel was, and he knew him intimately.

In fact, Ford told Colbert that Segel “has a nice penis.” Is that how he got to know his co-worker? Nope. The legendary actor saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall and will never forget seeing Segel’s penis four times.

Now, back to the interview. Ford has such a dry sense of humor; I can’t tell if he hated his chat with the CBS late night host or not. What do you think?


Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow
February 2nd, 2023 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today is Groundhog’s Day, the day we celebrate the Bill Murray movie, which turned 30. It is also the day that Punxsutawney Phil comes out of a tree and tells us if we are going to have six more weeks of winter or less.

If he sees his shadow, then winter will be with us for six more long weeks. So did he see it? Does anyone know what a groundhog tastes like to eat?

This is the coldest winter I have experienced in LA since I moved here in 2001. I don’t like it. There is a reason why I moved to sunny California, and so far this year, I am getting the weather I grew up with in NYC. Their winter is even warmer than ours this year.

That’s it. I want some groundhog jerky, and I want it now! If Punxsutawney Phil is going to be a jerk about the weather, then he can be made into jerky.

Happy Groundhog’s Day! Can we redo it so that that furry little thing doesn’t see his shadow?


Hot Links!
February 2nd, 2023 under Hot Links!. [ Comments: none ]

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Sarah Jessica Parker got old looking – Celebitchy

Christina Aguilera forgot her top – Egotastic

Who sold their used panties on eBay? – Dlisted

Taylor Momsen wearing a bra – Drunken Stepfather

Which Beatles song inspired Ozzy Osbourne? – Grunge

Would Seth Rogen do a Freaks and Geek sequel? – Screen Rant

Which body part of Jenna Ortega’s are people obsessing? – The Nip Slip


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