Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s love life has been very public whether it has been with John Mayer, Jamie Kennedy or Ross Mccall to name a few and now the actress took to Twitter to say she is single again. She gave us these Words of Wizdumb about her new dating status, “Being single is so complicated, so much freedom to find love , and so much free time to meet douches!:)twugs to my single lovelys.” What do you say to that? I got nothing.
David Krumholtz has given us some words of Wizdumb on Twitter that sound more like they should be coming from Jason Biggs’ American Pie character instead of him. The Numb3rs star said, “The penis does not know the difference between Vagina and greasy roast beef. Only the eyes do. Close your eyes and go for it.” I don’t know what to say to that. But I do want to know what he is learning on the set of this new show The Playboy Club, if he is giving us such Deep Thoughts (Not sure if the pun is intended) like that one.
Seriously I am not sure how long it will take me to look at him the same way again. Let me try to think of him in a better light, like when he killed off Kellie Martin’s character on ER! OK, I can look at him again.
Adam Levine has always been able to express himself via music with Maroon 5 and now with Twitter he has a new outlet. This morning the Voice mentor gave us these Words of Wizdumb, “A 4 hour erection sounds painful and downright terrifying. I’m gonna try and stay away from Cialis until I’m about 90.” But it didn’t stop there because then he added, “I feel even worse for the poor vagina that would have to deal with a 4 hour boner. It just doesn’t seem right.” Thanks Adam for that insight, I concur with you!
Cee Lo Green who had a number one hit this year with F*ck You, well today the singer gave us some Words of Wizdumb with the first word from that song title. The Voice mentor Tweeted, “I wanna fuck somebody famous:)”! I was so tempted to Tweet him back and say, why don’t you buy some moisturizer and p0rn and take care of your own needs. This way he will have f*cked someone famous!
You know taking what Bo Burnham would say, “I masturbate ’cause I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to f*ck me”! and applying it to Ce Loo, if he masturbates, then he has f*cked someone famous!!! What do you think?
Jessica Simpson has said some brilliant things like “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea.’†But we haven’t heard say anything like that in a while. Well thanks to Twitter, she now has a forum where we can read her Words of Wizdumb like the one she Tweeted today. She wrote, “Someone I know just ate sauerkraut and their breath smells like leprechaun piss”. Um, how does she know what Leprechaun piss smells like? And more importantly how did she know how to spell sauerkraut and Leprechaun correctly? Even I have problems with those words!
