When you think of Bob Saget, you think of the corny dad on Full House. In real life, he is the complete opposite. He tells jokes so dirty, even Danny Tanner could not clean it up.
Case in point, here is the latest joke he tweeted, “I’m so embarrassed – I don’t know how, but I got my penis stuck in the shower drain of the hotel I’m in. Never underestimate the power of shower gel. #freedom” Doesn’t it have to be long enough to get stuck in there? What? You thought the same thing.
One more joke, it might have gotten stuck in there because he was thinking of that shower curtain and got really turned on.
We have all heard the stories where celebrities talk about the unusual requests they get from fans. Eric Balfour actually shared one that he got from an admirer today.
She told him that she has been fan of his since she was teen and for her birthday she would be in heaven if the Haven star sold her a pair of his underwear. Price is no object.
How did he react to her birthday wish? He told her and any other person that has that idea, “I feel bad that I’m going to disappoint this person on their birthday, despite the kinda creepy and objectifying vibe of their Instagram comment, because the truth is… I don’t wear underwear.”
Now, she has to Instagram him back and tell him she wants a pair of his jeans!
BTW would you want a celebrity’s used underwear? What would you do with it? Or do I not want to know?
Jennifer Aniston does not really talk that much about her husband of two years Justin Theroux, but she revealed something very private about his private parts to Refinery 29. She told them, “he likes to dabble. He kind of manscapes [laughs], which I actually enjoy. I enjoy a nicely manscape-d partner.” Now when we are picturing what is under those sweatpants, you know the ones, we know to picture it clean cut!
Michael Weatherly co-hosted Live with Kelly today; and during a commercial break, the Bull star shared a story about the word that follows his show’s title. A 💩 story!
Back when he was 12 years old he went to sleep away camp, and for the first 6 days while he was there he didn’t make #2. Then one day they went on an overnight hike in nature and nature called. As he explained, “All of sudden, I was leaning over looking to see if it was a salamander was sunbathing or something. And I knew I had about 6 seconds before I was going to give birth to my own little love child.” What did he do? He “ripped his pants down, in front of the entire camp,” and he “uncoiled what looked like 18 foot boa constrictor.”
Where is Mark Harmon when you need him to smack DiNozzo in the back of the head when you really need him to? Seriously though, that is a great story that we can all relate to. Unlike him, we just don’t share it with strangers.
I don’t know what it is about Conan O’Brien, but people seem to talk about the most intimate things about themselves on his TBS late night talk show. For example, last week when Regina Hall was on, she told him about her Yoni Eggs. What are they? They are stones shaped as eggs that women stick up their vajayjays for sexual power, awaken sensuality and maintain amazing health. Depending on the crystal you use, you can use it to attract even more love. Which makes me want to stick a Rose Quartz up there ASAP.
Although, she kind of scared me off to it, when she said they could shoot out of you if you sneeze. Could you imagine someone trying to explained to the ER Doctor why they are there. Some guy will be like, I was just sitting there when this woman sneezed, a large stone came out her hoo hah and hit my right smack in the kisser. Actually, now that I think about it, that is a great way to meet a man.
On that note, I think the stone that Conan has inside of him started out as coal but is now a diamond in the rough.
