Wayne Brady is playing a Drag Queen in Kinky Boots on Broadway and that means he needs to be smooth. As in no hair on places of his body where there used to be some like his chest, legs and arms. Some men shave, some wax, but the Let’s Make a Deal host uses Nair.
I know waxing hurts, but those few seconds of pain is so much better than the smell of Nair. Why can’t they make it so that stuff doesn’t smell so awful.
Just when you thought that Joe Simpson and Donald Trump were the only fathers to say inappropriate things about their children, here comes Justin Bieber’s dad to top them. He took to Twitter to ask his little, OK not so little, boy what he feeds that things. Then hashtagged it with #proud daddy.
I get that it looked like an elephant snout, but still no father should go on Twitter and say that. Which makes you wonder if Justin’s peepee size is something he got from his mother side because his dad seems surprised that it is so big. Which proves we aren’t the only ones surprised about the length.
I can’t believe I just talked that much about The Beebs’ baby baby maker. I need help.
We found out there are a lot of things that Jeff Dye can do on I Can Do That, and now we are learning something he can’t do. He can’t take a poopie if he eats whole cheese wheel of brie. Things we could’ve gone without knowing. I wonder what we will find out about him on his upcoming reality show Better Late Than Never. Or maybe we don’t want to know.
Conan O’Brien’s TBS talk show is taking some time off, and that means Andy Richter has a lot of extra time on his hands. What did he do with? He finally got his bush under control, and made like a gardener and trimmed the hedges. When he was done, he took to Twitter to let us know he did some much needed manscaping. Now all I can do is picture him showing off his work to himself. Tell me I am not the only one with that image stuck in their head.
Rebel Wilson has no problem talking about Spanx and putting them on for the cameras, but she revealed she a problem with one pair. Yesterday, she took the Twitter to tell the world, “OMG just had my first pair of Spanx split as I got into my car…lucky it’s ‘underwear’ x.” Who knew they could split? I guess we all do now.
Am I the only one picturing what it looked when they split? OK, now you are too!
