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I won’t be eating sausages the same way again |
| September 7th, 2013 under DIscovery Networks/Discovery+. [ Comments: none ]
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Tonight at 9p on Discovery Fit & Health on My Sex Surrogate, Rosie describes the male pen!s in a way that has changed the way I will eat a certain type of meat dish the same way. When the crew asked her what it was like to see her sex surrogate Gary naked for the first time, she said “I suppose, it kind of looks like an uncooked sausage.” Maybe because I have been looking at them for so long, I never realized til she said that that is what they look like. So there goes my lunch for today.
To find out why she needs a sex therapist, you need to tune into interesting special to find out.
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Here Comes Honey Poo Poo |
| September 3rd, 2013 under DIscovery Networks/Discovery+, Honey Boo Boo. [ Comments: none ]
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It is almost time for a camouflage wedding on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo tomorrow at 9p on TLC and the wedding might be held in the bathroom with some “gas masks” instead of outside. That is because Mama June is suffering from some major stress poop and she can’t seem to get off of the toilet. Even though she is stuck on the porcelain throne Sugar Bear declared, “I like my June no matter how much she sh!ts. She can sh!t all day, and I mean, all year but in the end, she’s still going to be my June.” If a man can put up his woman’s poopies, then he can put up with anything she brings his way.
Luckily for the kids, especially Pumpkin, they ordered a port-o-potty for the wedding and they were able to use that while the matriarch was occupying the one they have in the house.
Gotta love this family, they will talk about anything like stress sh!tting, and they don’t care if it is on national TV. Seriously this preview might be one of television’s finest moments all year.
Lastly poor Kaitlyn being trapped in the bathroom with her grandmother. Hopefully she will be OK!
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TLC examines two type of extraordinary medical cases tonight |
| August 19th, 2013 under DIscovery Networks/Discovery+. [ Comments: none ]
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Wesley Warren Jr. is 49 years old and he was The Man with the 132-Pound Scrotum. Tonight at 9p on TLC, you will hear his story and see how he lived with it.
You will see the hell he went through on a daily basis just trying to get around and do things that you and I take for granted. He has problems going to the bathroom, eating, dressing and walking. The worst part about it all, is his scrotum won’t stop growing and it is getting so bad that it could kill him.
He has seen several doctors and none of them know what they can do for him. To make matters worse his health insurance says they will only pay for a surgery if it is in his home state of Nevada.
After years of searching for a remedy, a doctor in California thinks he can help him but Warren doesn’t have the money to pay him. So the doctor decides to do the surgery for free.
Once the surgery is done Warren is a new man, and you will finally get to see him in normal people’s pants! He is now able to do the little things that he has been hoping to do for 5 years, like drive a car and buy normal people’s pants. Yes I said it twice because that is a huge deal for him.
To see and hear his whole story, is really inspiring because he never gave up hope. Even though he is struggling, he still goes on as best as he can. His ordeal is an interesting one and you don’t want to miss a sad story with a happy ending.
Then at 10p it is time for My 40-Year-Old Child. Three people around the world were born with a disorder that causes them to age very slowly. Gabby is 8 years old, but she is the size of newborn baby. Her parents and siblings don’t treat her any differently. Even though she needs to be fed and carried around because she is basically just like a baby. Then there is Jeffrey, 29, who looks like a 10 year old but has the mind of an toddler. He is also deaf and mute, but his mom is devoting her life to him as any mother would. Finally there is 31 year old Audenete, who is like a toddler and in better shape than Jeffrey and Gabby when it comes to her mental development. But like the other two, her family is there to love her and help her out.
The three of them are going to see Dr. Richard Walker and he is going to see if maybe they can help them. Their ageing process is so rare that it doesn’t even have a name. What will he find out when he examines them? You will have to watch this documentary about three loving families trying to help their child grow up like the rest of us.
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Extreme Cougar Wives is definitely extreme |
| August 14th, 2013 under DIscovery Networks/Discovery+. [ Comments: none ]
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Extreme Cougar Wives is back on TLC tonight and next Wednesday at 9:30p and you don’t want to miss this show that shows us older women can be happy with a much younger man.
Our society is OK with older men dating women half their age, but we still haven’t accepted when an older woman dates a man that could be her son. Tonight you will see that love is blind when it comes to age.
Kathy, 54, is a rockin’ chick and her boyfriend, Brad, 25, is anything but. Yet the two of them make it work and don’t care what anyone else thinks about their relationship. That is until he takes her home to meet his mom, who is 3 years younger than her, and that is not the most awkward thing about their meeting. Proving it sucks to meet the parents at any age.
Then there is 89 year old Jeraldine, who is dating former-Mr California Donaldo, 46. They truly are a couple who don’t see their age difference and neither does anyone else. Their relationship is so sweet, especially as he throws her a party for her 90th. He has a special gift for her and you will want to see him give it to her.
Finally Gale, 55, is getting married for a fourth time to Ian, 23, and looks like he will be the one that she’ll live happily ever after with.
My friend is in her mid-40’s and her husband in 30 and they are one of the most loving couples I know. So if shows like Extreme Cougar Wives can help people accept their relationship and ones like it, then I say we need more of them. Love is love no matter how many years separate the couple by age. Well as long as both lovers are of legal age.
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Josh Duhamel should get the Oscar for playing The Man with a 132lb Scrotum! |
| August 14th, 2013 under DIscovery Networks/Discovery+, Fergie, Jimmy Kimmel, Josh Duhamel. [ Comments: 2 ]
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Josh Duhamel has pretty much only done action flicks and romantic comedies, but now he has the balls to go for the those hard-hitting Oscar winning roles.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live we got a sneak peek of his next big role and you are going to want to see The Man with a 132lb Scrotum when it comes out. It is a side of the expectant father we have not seen before, and it will make you cry as he experiences what Wesley Warren Jr. really went through on a daily basis. You will watch Duhamel struggle with having the stares focus on his crotch for once, instead of his gorgeous face. You will see him being bullied by a little boy who will kick him right in his humongous nut sack, and yet he finds the courage and the cojones to get up and try to save a baby from a burning building. It really breaks my heart what he endured for this role and I really hope we hear his acceptance speech for this part at the Oscars this year. I can’t think of any one who is more worthy of the honor, can you?
Seriously this bit was written by someone, who I assuming, did not see the TLC documentary The Man with a 132lb Scrotum that airs Monday at 9p. Now even though that writer might not have seen the special, they actually recreated parts of it in this mockumentary. So if that gives you any hint how powerful both the bit and the documentary really are, it should tell you to watch both starting with the video above right now.
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