Last week, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced that they are engaged, and now so many people want to be part of their nuptials, which will be the wedding of the year.
Some of the people who want to be part of it is the band Foreigner. Therefore, they wrote a letter to the English and Gym teacher.
DEAR TAYLOR SWIFT AND TRAVIS KELCE,
WE KNOW WHAT LOVE IS. WE SPENT 40 YEARS FIGURING IT OUT… AND NOW YOU GUYS HAVE TOO.
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS AS OUR FORMAL OFFER TO BE YOUR WEDDING BAND.
BEST WISHES,
FOREIGNER
I love this! I hope the hot blooded couple are not cold as ice and accept their offer. Because I think the band will be the juke box heroes of their dreams. So Traylor say you will make them your wedding band, and let Ed Sheeran just be a guest!
After months and months of people wondering if Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged, we no longer have to wonder.
The couple announced today that their two-year Romeo and Juliet story is having a happy ending. That is because he got down on one knee to propose, and she said, “Yes!”
Or as the singer put it, “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married ”
This will be the first marriage for both of them.
We know her next album will be all about getting married…that is, unless she becomes a runaway bride.
And prepare yourselves to hear every detail about her wedding plans because the magazines are going to be all over it! Oy, are they going to be all over it. Please, help us!
True story time. So my niece is a Swiftie, and she is back in school. As soon as Taylor posted the happy news, I had to text her so that she would know as soon as she could turn on her phone. But she already knew because her English teacher stopped class to tell them about the engagement. I guess you can say English teachers are uniting in solidarity with the lyricist.
What are you doing to celebrate their news? I am going to buy some Krispy Kreme Harry Potter donuts and sparkling cider, then go over and toast the news with my niece. And while she is all happy, her younger sister and I will be making TrayTray jokes because we are not nice to her.
Oh, and Swift’s new album is coming out on my younger niece’s birthday because, like me, Taylor likes her more than the other one.
On Tuesday in the wee hours of the morning, Taylor Swift announced that she was releasing her 12th studio album, The Life of a Showgirl. But she did not say when we could own it.
Today, she revealed that it will be released, get your calendars up on your phones, on October 3rd.
She also shared the titles of the 12 songs that will be on the record:
The Fate of Ophelia
Elizabeth Taylor
Opalite
Father Figure
Eldest Daughter
Ruin the Friendship
Actually Romantic
Wi$h Li$t
Wood
Cancelled!
Honey
The Life of a Showgirl featuring Sabrina Carpenter
I really hope that Ruin the Friendship is about Blake Lively! Please! Please! Please! Oh, wait, that is a Sabrina Carpenter song. How lucky is the blonde girl from Girl Meets World to sing a duet with TayTay? And yes, I know she was the singer’s opening act on The Eras Tour.
Who do you think Cancelled is about? Donald Trump or Kanye West? And do you think Swift was named after Elizabeth Taylor?
I know she talked more about Showgirl on her boyfriend’s podcast, New Heights, but I didn’t listen to it. That is what my niece is for, and she couldn’t listen to it tonight because her mean teachers gave her homework on the first day of school.
On that note, my older niece is a Swiftie, the younger one is not as much. However, Taylor is releasing the album on the younger one’s birthday, and I rubbed that in the older one’s face. Now, in true Taylor fashion, she is writing a bitchy song about me. And that is why the younger one is my and Taylor’s favorite!
At 12:12 am, Taylor Swift announced that she is releasing her 12th album, The Life of a Showgirl. At 12:57 am, Ryan Reynolds posted the above photo of an Anarchy A over the Avengers A with no comment.
So you have to wonder if the husband of the singer’s reportedly ex-best friend, Blake Lively, was trying to take the spotlight away from TayTay.
No one else from the Marvel Universe posted anything like that. So, why only him? And why at that time in the morning on the East Coast? To me, it feels like he wanted to take the attention away from Swift. Was it a form of petty revenge for supposedly breaking up with his wife over the It Ends With Us lawsuit in which Swift was named in? What do you think he was trying to do? Am I reading too much into something that isn’t there? I could be wrong. But doesn’t it seem like that?
Also, what do you think that image is all about? I am not a superhero girl, so I don’t know what it means. I asked my friends who are, and they didn’t know either. So I need your help!
And do we really care now that James Gunn has proven that the DC Universe is back, thanks to the success of Superman? I think Disney will have to reinvent the X-Men and Avengers characters if they want to compete because we are ushering in a whole new type of Superhero movies, which have over-saturated the box office.
Oh, and I am Team Taylor, even though Reynolds used to be on my To-Do list.
Did you hear high-pitched screaming at 12:12 this morning and wondered what it was all about? It was Swifties showing their excitement when she announced in a promo for her appearance on her boyfriend Jason Kelce’s podcast, New Heights, that she is releasing her 12th studio album.
That’s right. This Fall, we are getting The Life of a Showgirl. And you can preorder the vinyl, cassette (Who still listens to cassettes?), or a CD with a poster now.
And that is all we know. I am sure between now and the release, we will more…a lot more. And my niece will be more than happy to share it with me. As I am sure you know the young girls in your life will do the same.
