On Tuesday in the wee hours of the morning, Taylor Swift announced that she was releasing her 12th studio album, The Life of a Showgirl. But she did not say when we could own it.
Today, she revealed that it will be released, get your calendars up on your phones, on October 3rd.
She also shared the titles of the 12 songs that will be on the record:
The Fate of Ophelia
Elizabeth Taylor
Opalite
Father Figure
Eldest Daughter
Ruin the Friendship
Actually Romantic
Wi$h Li$t
Wood
Cancelled!
Honey
The Life of a Showgirl featuring Sabrina Carpenter
I really hope that Ruin the Friendship is about Blake Lively! Please! Please! Please! Oh, wait, that is a Sabrina Carpenter song. How lucky is the blonde girl from Girl Meets World to sing a duet with TayTay? And yes, I know she was the singer’s opening act on The Eras Tour.
Who do you think Cancelled is about? Donald Trump or Kanye West? And do you think Swift was named after Elizabeth Taylor?
I know she talked more about Showgirl on her boyfriend’s podcast, New Heights, but I didn’t listen to it. That is what my niece is for, and she couldn’t listen to it tonight because her mean teachers gave her homework on the first day of school.
On that note, my older niece is a Swiftie, the younger one is not as much. However, Taylor is releasing the album on the younger one’s birthday, and I rubbed that in the older one’s face. Now, in true Taylor fashion, she is writing a bitchy song about me. And that is why the younger one is my and Taylor’s favorite!
