Susan Sarandon is going Country with Trace Adkins as her husband in Fox’s new show Monarch. After watching the first trailer, I am all in like a cowboy impregnating his prized horse with some champion sperm. That sounds so wrong, but I have only lived in big cities, so this Yankee does not know any country references.
Maybe I will learn some when I watch the drama that debuts with a two-night event starting on January 30th and concluding February 1st on its regularly scheduled night.
For those of you, weren’t as turned on with the show as I was after watching the trailer, here is what it is about. In MONARCH, reigning King of Country Music ALBIE ROMAN (Adkins), along with his insanely talented, but tough as nails wife, Queen of Country Music DOTTIE CANTRELL ROMAN (Sarandon), have created a country music dynasty. But even though the Roman name is synonymous with authenticity, the very foundation of their success is a lie. And when their reign as country royalty is put in jeopardy, heir to the crown NICOLETTE “NICKY” ROMAN (Friel) will stop at nothing to protect her family’s legacy, while ensuring her own quest for stardom, alongside her brother, LUKE ROMAN (Sasse), and sister, GIGI ROMAN (Ditto).
The drama also stars Anna Friel, Josh Sasse, Beth Ditto, Meagan Holder, Inigo Pascual, Martha Higareda. and Emma Milani.
They better get the mechanical bull ready for me to sit on because that is where I will be watching the series from. Yeehaw!
Tenacious D called some friends up and asked them to do the Time Warp with the band for an important message. Yesterday, the Republicans in Senate sent us into a time warp back to the past by confirming Amy Coney Bennet as a Supreme Court justice. If you are as pissed off about it as I am, then you have to vote by November 3rd.
That is why Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Eric Andre, Ezra Miller, George Takei, Ilana Glazer, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Heilemann, John Waters, Karen O, King Princess, Mayor Pete Buttigieg, Michael Peña, Peaches, Phoebe Bridgers, Reggie Watts, Sarah Silverman, Senator Elizabeth Warren,
and Susan Sarandon sang the most known song from Rocky Horror Picture Show for Rock the Vote.
Polls mean nothing if you don’t vote, so do it. It feels as good as sex! So let that feeling toucha toucha toucha you.
On that note, dammit, Janet, it is nice to see Sarandon finally do something with Rocky Horror, but where was Tim Curry and Barry Bostwick? The two of them, along with Nell Campbell, are taking part in a Halloween fundraiser for the Wisconsin Democratic Party on Saturday. Thus they could have sang a line.
Susan Sarandon is starring in Feud about the legendary feud between Bette Davis and Joan Crawford, but almost 20 years ago there were rumors she was involved in one with her costar.
In 1998, she starred in Stepmom with Julia Roberts and there were rumors that not only did their characters get along, but that they didn’t get along either. Yesterday, Sarandon took to Twitter to clear things up. She said, “Press printed that Julia & I hated each other during Stepmom. Found out it was my PR person creating rumors. #FeudFX.” I guess you can’t believe everything you read, and she had a really good publicist.
Salma Hayek has a new Breast Friend Forever and her name is Susan Sarandon. The two Oscar winners compared their Thelma and Louises and Hayek declared that Sarandon’s are bigger.
Whose do you think are bigger? You know you are looking at them just like they are gazing at each others boobs. It is OK to stare, but not to touch-a, touch-a, touch them.
Susan Sarandon loves Ping Pong and yesterday when she was on The Late Late Show, James Corden asked her if she wanted to play doubles with him. Knowing about her love for the game, he made sure to have her as his partner.
Who would they compete against? They had some tough competition. Before the match, the Oscar winner and the CBS late night host had a pre-game chat with their opponents. The little boys did not appear to be shaken up by it even though I was.
Now it was time for the first serve, and that it is when it was obvious how this was going to end. James Corden literally and figuratively choked. Who knew Ping Pong was so dangerous?
