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Coldplay will bore us during the Super Bowl 50 halftime show |
| December 3rd, 2015 under CBS, Super Bowl. [ Comments: 1 ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=VQvRarvD6VE
You would think that because CBS airs football on Thursday and Sunday nights that they would know something about their fans, and you would be completely wrong. First they announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is going to follow the Super Bowl, and they are so not the audience for that show. Then today they along with Pepsi announced that Coldplay is going to play the halftime show. Are they trying to put us to sleep?
Seriously, why are they trying to make Coldplay a thing? They were never a thing. Even at the height of their career, only a few people really thought wow, I love their music. They suck. They are boring. Football fans would rather watch the Puppy and Kitten Bowls over Coldplay. The only way men will care about Gwyneth Paltrow’s uncoupled man is if they have hot women dancing with them. Otherwise, expect people to ignore the lackluster performance.
Seriously, why hasn’t anyone asked Bon Jovi to do it? Now that is a band that could get the stadium rocking!
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John Mayer swims with the Super Bowl halftime sharks! |
| February 5th, 2015 under John Mayer, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZv6fwBNhVg
(starts at 8:40 in)
John Mayer learned another perk about dating Katy Perry yesterday. Not only does he get to feel her perks; but when he is given the opportunity to guest host The Late Late Show on CBS, he gets the first interview with someone everyone has been wanting to talk to since Sunday. Not Malcolm Butler. Not Pete Carroll. But the Super Bowl halftime sharks! More importantly the Left Shark.
So how has their life changed since Sunday? What happened to the Left Shark? And so on… He got none of those answers because sharks are not dolphins and they don’t talk.
So I need to reword part of this post and say that John Mayer got the first sit down with the Super Bowl halftime sharks! Not a bad exclusive for someone who made his debut as a talk show host yesterday.
He did such a good (well it was already scheduled), he will be back on the show tonight and tomorrow at 12:35a.
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The Super Bowl ads were a real downer |
| February 2nd, 2015 under Ads, Super Bowl. [ Comments: 1 ]
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| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKUy-tfrIHY&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=85114404&v=Bd1qCi5nSKw&x-yt-ts=1422579428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsjRRMMg_Q&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404
The only people that should’ve been depressed yesterday were the Seattle Seahwawks and their fans, but that was not the case. Anyone who watched the game on television felt the need to drown their sorrows after they watched some of the ads. Nationwide killed off a kid, Nissan was all about an absentee dad and Budweiser told the tale of a missing dog, how can you not be depressed after that? Even Angry Liam Neeson changed his emotion to Sad Liam Neeson. You know it is bad when you look forward to a toe fungus commercial.
So let me get this right, ads that are too sexy should be banned, but ones with a dead kid are OK? Time to reevaluate where we stand on Super Bowl commercials. Can we go back to happy, stupid, over the top advertisements in 2015?
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Steven Tyler watches the Super Bowl like a dude! |
| February 1st, 2015 under Aerosmith, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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Bronx born Steven Tyler loves his New England Patriots, so he made sure to go to the Super Bowl to see them play. So while everyone in the stadium had their eyes focused on the field, he was more interested in getting some rays. Can’t say I blame him because the game wasn’t kind of a snooze.
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Yesterday’s Super Bowl was the most watched TV program ever! |
| February 3rd, 2014 under Sports figures, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]
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Not only did the Seattle Seahawks clobber the Denver Broncos, they clobbered in the ratings too. Yesterday’s Super Bowl was watched by 111.5 million people, making it the most watched television program ever according to Deadline.
So even though the teams were not as big as some of the others, the halftime show was with a virtual unknown to most of the viewers and the Broncos only scored one touchdown, people still tuned in to watch and stayed. I don’t know why this surprises me because I actually predicted this on Twitter yesterday, but I did it as a joke. Now we find out it is the truth.
So I guess the best way to get people to watch, is not to have all the glitz and glam you normally have for football’s biggest night.
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