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Lady Gaga will take us to The Edge of Glory at the Super Bowl
September 29th, 2016 under Lady Gaga, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]


After weeks of speculation, Lady Gaga confirmed that she is going to perform at the Super Bowl Halftime Show in February. Mama Monster said, “It’s a done deal! I can’t wait to rock for YOU from Houston! Thank you Football fans and Music fans 🇺🇸.”
I have to say, I am thoroughly looking forward to it as long as she just plays her hits from the first 2 albums. Well, let’s see what comes off of the new album she has coming out next month.
What do you want to hear her sing at Super Bowl LI aka 51?

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Watch James Corden and 3 Super Bowl Champs nuzzle a 12′ Python!
February 12th, 2016 under James Corden, Sports figures, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD_WE5KVCuo
Yesterday on The Late Late Show, James Corden asked the Denver Broncos’ CJ Anderson, Chris Harris Jr. and Brandon Marshall to play Nuzzle Whaaa?. The game is simple, the players are blindfolded as they rub their faces along a something unknown to guess what it is. The first item was a football helmet, the second was a Denver Omelet and the final one was 12′ Albino Python.
As soon as Harris Jr touched his face down on to the snake, he jumped back the length of the reptile. While the other two players were hesitant to touch it, the CBS late night host kept rubbing his lips all over it. That is until he found what it was, then he was in a state of shock. Which I can’t blame him because I would’ve done the same.

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Coldplay will bore us during the Super Bowl 50 halftime show
December 3rd, 2015 under CBS, Super Bowl. [ Comments: 1 ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=VQvRarvD6VE
You would think that because CBS airs football on Thursday and Sunday nights that they would know something about their fans, and you would be completely wrong. First they announced that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is going to follow the Super Bowl, and they are so not the audience for that show. Then today they along with Pepsi announced that Coldplay is going to play the halftime show. Are they trying to put us to sleep?
Seriously, why are they trying to make Coldplay a thing? They were never a thing. Even at the height of their career, only a few people really thought wow, I love their music. They suck. They are boring. Football fans would rather watch the Puppy and Kitten Bowls over Coldplay. The only way men will care about Gwyneth Paltrow’s uncoupled man is if they have hot women dancing with them. Otherwise, expect people to ignore the lackluster performance.
Seriously, why hasn’t anyone asked Bon Jovi to do it? Now that is a band that could get the stadium rocking!

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John Mayer swims with the Super Bowl halftime sharks!
February 5th, 2015 under John Mayer, Super Bowl. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZv6fwBNhVg

(starts at 8:40 in)

John Mayer learned another perk about dating Katy Perry yesterday. Not only does he get to feel her perks; but when he is given the opportunity to guest host The Late Late Show on CBS, he gets the first interview with someone everyone has been wanting to talk to since Sunday. Not Malcolm Butler. Not Pete Carroll. But the Super Bowl halftime sharks! More importantly the Left Shark.
So how has their life changed since Sunday? What happened to the Left Shark? And so on… He got none of those answers because sharks are not dolphins and they don’t talk.
So I need to reword part of this post and say that John Mayer got the first sit down with the Super Bowl halftime sharks! Not a bad exclusive for someone who made his debut as a talk show host yesterday.
He did such a good (well it was already scheduled), he will be back on the show tonight and tomorrow at 12:35a.

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The Super Bowl ads were a real downer
February 2nd, 2015 under Ads, Super Bowl. [ Comments: 1 ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKUy-tfrIHY&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-cl=85114404&v=Bd1qCi5nSKw&x-yt-ts=1422579428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAsjRRMMg_Q&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404
The only people that should’ve been depressed yesterday were the Seattle Seahwawks and their fans, but that was not the case. Anyone who watched the game on television felt the need to drown their sorrows after they watched some of the ads. Nationwide killed off a kid, Nissan was all about an absentee dad and Budweiser told the tale of a missing dog, how can you not be depressed after that? Even Angry Liam Neeson changed his emotion to Sad Liam Neeson. You know it is bad when you look forward to a toe fungus commercial.
So let me get this right, ads that are too sexy should be banned, but ones with a dead kid are OK? Time to reevaluate where we stand on Super Bowl commercials. Can we go back to happy, stupid, over the top advertisements in 2015?

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