After this year’s lame Super Bowl half time show with Maroon 5, the NFL and Pepsi are hoping to spice it up for 2020. Which is why they asked Jennifer Lopez to do her thing for them. Wait, my hips don’t lie because it gets even hotter. They also got Shakira to join them in Miami on February 2nd.
While they are good choices, I am surprised they did not ask Gloria Estefan to do it. She is the Queen of Miami and should have been asked. Hopefully, the two Divas will find a way to incorporate her into their musical performance. She can get everyone to do the Conga.
I like Maroon 5 and their songs, but I hated their Super Bowl half time performance. It is not their fault as much as they never should have been considered for it. They are just not the right band for that atmosphere. They need musicians who can get the people in nosebleed seats dancing. Bands like Rolling Stones and Bon Jovi or people who put on a spectacular show like Beyonce, Janet Jackson, P!nk and Bruno Mars. Maroon 5 is neither of those and that is not a bad thing. Thus why they were ripped a new one by almost everyone.
After the show, Adam Levine addressed being part of the show. He wrote, “When we accepted the responsibility to perform at the SBHTS, I took out my pen and just wrote. Some of the words that came to me in that moment eventually made their way onto the incredible lanterns that flew high and low tonight. We thank the universe for this historic opportunity to play on the world’s biggest stage. We thank our fans for making our dreams possible. And we thank our critics for always pushing us to do better. One Love. ❤️ And the list of words is…
“Forgive, Laugh, Cry, Smile, Share, Live, Endure, Embrace, Remember, Enlighten, Preserve, Inspire, Sweat, Fight, Express, Give, Receive, Elevate, Climb, Unify, Fortify, Soften, Dance, Scream, Dream, Educate, Provide, Inhale, Exhale, Persevere, Stand, Kneel, Overcome, Love and Listen.”
Thankfully, he is trying to make the experience as positive as possible. I mean, it is the greatest gig an American singer can get. We can never take that away from him or the band. It takes big balls to do that show, and People’s Sexiest Man Alive has them.
On a positive note, I really loved the pyrotechnics and the light show. See I can something nice.
Are you in labor right now? Can you hold it in until 6:30p EST today aka after the kick off at the Super Bowl tonight? Then you can get free pizza for a year from Pizza Hut. That is not all, although that is pretty awesome, you also get two tickets to next year’s game. Transportation and hotel not included.
All you have to do is tweet @PizzaHut with the birth announcement of your brand new bouncing football with #PizzaHutSpecialDelivery to be eligible for the free prize. Let’s be honest, what new parent doesn’t have to worry about making dinner for a year? To me, that is better than the tickets, but they are sweet like the pineapple on a Hawaiian pizza. Who likes those anyways?
Remember how shocked you were to see Kevin Hart down on the field after the Eagles won their first Super Bowl? Well turns out he was too.
Yesterday, when he was talking to Conan O’Brien he told him how he got down there with the players for his hometown’s football team. As we know, he was drunk. Being drunk gives you balls and the alcohol definitely did that for the comedian. When his team won, he told his wife and his friends that they should all go down to celebrate with the guys.
Only problem is they didn’t have passes. He didn’t care. He kept walking past security and told them that he was, “Kevin Hart,” and it worked. Once he was down on the turf, he stole some. Which he framed.
Eventually, he found himself with the football players and they tossed him around like he was football, since he is about the same size. Something he discovered the next day when he saw video from the night before.
As he was talking to the winners, he thought that Philadelphia would love to see him with the trophy. Now he was determined to go up on the stage, even though one of the players told him the trophy was next to him. He did not hear that and was destined to get on to that stage no matter what. There is only one thing that could stop him, and it was not his wife. It is a security guard twice his size.
Hart never did say if he got a picture with the trophy, but he did he say he would do it all over again! Who wouldn’t because that is the ultimate experience for a long time fan.
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For all the men that are sad that their team did not make the Super Bowl this year, the women in their life will be even more depressed as they watch the This Is Us episode that will air following the game on February 4th. That is because NBC released a promo today for that ep and it looks like it is the one where we finally find out how Jack died.
Even since we found that Jack did not see his Big Three go off to college or anything after that, we have wanted to know what happened. We speculated. Came up with the theories. Then we got a glimpse of what happened in the season 2 premiere. And now it looks like that moment is finally coming.
No matter how bad Justin Timberlake is during the half time show. No matter who wins the big football game. All anyone will be talking about the next day is how Jack died.
Therefore, do not serve things like Buffalo wings and nachos because you are going to need the extra napkins for when you run out of tissues. And you will. Thus, you need to stock up on tissues, toilet paper, paper towels and napkins because we are going to through all of that just like it was growing on trees. Oh wait!
Anyways, how are you mentally preparing for this climatic episode? Which most likely will be the best post-Super Bowl show since the Grey’s Anatomy one. Wasn’t that episode an explosive episode.
Finally, do not believe me on the tears? This is the The This Is Us cast watching tonight’s episode and Jack was still alive in it. Look at Mandy Moore, Milo Ventimilgia and Sterling K Brown’s faces because that says it all. Thank you Dan Fogelman for breaking our hearts and making us cry every Tuesday and one special Sunday. Not! You owe me money for all the cash I spend on tissues every month, and it ain’t for my allergies.
