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ABC’s Dirty Dancing asks, ‘Watch me now!’
April 25th, 2017 under ABC, Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Dirty Dancing came out almost 30 years ago, everyone who saw it fell in love with it. The timeless film has been attracting new fans every time a parent shares their favorite movie with their kids who then share it with their friends who then share it with someone else and so on. In other words, it is perfect the way it is.

Or so we thought. ABC has other thoughts on that and remade the classic to air on May 24th. Nobody puts baby in the corner, but someone should put this remake there. It might be good, but that promo is no Patrick Swayze/Jennifer Grey lift. When will Hollywood learn, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it! See Fox’s Rocky Horror Picture Show that lived up to two of the words in the title.


Video proof Tim Burton screwed up Willy Wonka
April 24th, 2017 under Awesome Videos, Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me, then you loved Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and hated Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because Tim Burton destroyed the classic with his take on it. You know it was bad, but how bad?

Matt Skuta put the original side by side with the remake and you see how disastrous Tim Burton’s version truly is. He f*cked it up in every way. Don’t even get me started on Johnny Depp, he is no Gene Wilder.

By some miracle, I sat through the whole thing, but it was nearly impossible. I just wanted to cry after how horrendous one was as compared to the other. What do you think? I think Tim Burton should stop doing movies.

Oh and watch how Tom & Jerry did a much better job with it! Incredible, no?


The CHiPs movie red bad trailer is a criminal offense
March 2nd, 2017 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

On March 24th, CHiPs is going from the small screen to the big screen and it should not be happening. It looks so bad that the California Highway Patrol should seize all the trucks that are carrying all the copies of the film and blow them up. All you need to do is fill the trucks with gas, have Erik Estrada stand next to them during the sunniest part of the day and tell him to smile. That will make them go up in flames before you can say CHiPs. When it comes to making the original Poncherello smile bigly enough to do that, all you have to do is tell him what is inside the trucks. The destruction of the evidence will not only make him smile from ear to ear, it will make us to do the same.

Seriously, doesn’t that movie look like Razzie’s Worst Movie of the year? All the other movies can drop out of the race because none of them have a chance against this POS.


Go, go, go Power Rangers away
January 19th, 2017 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes. [ Comments: none ]

I will admit, I never watched Power Rangers but even I know this trailer for the movie is a slap in the face for fans of the original shows. It looks like all the other DC Comics and Marvel movies that are out there. There is nothing about special it. Nothing that makes it any different than all the Comic Book movies.
Therefore, will be skipping it when it comes out on March 24th, will you be there to be to see it.
On a positive note, it looks better than the Gem and the Holograms film that reportedly came out last year.


Who asked for a White Men Can Jump remake?
January 17th, 2017 under Stupid Sequels/Remakes, Woody Harrelson. [ Comments: none ]

Can you believe White Men Can Jump is celebrating its 25th anniversary this year? Not only that, according to The Hollywood Reporter Black-ish’s creator Kenya Barris and sports stars’ NBA’s Blake Griffin and NFL’s Ryan Kalil are remaking it.
Who asked for that? The movie was OK in 1992, but it doesn’t hold up well. The only reason we are still talking about it because of its two stars Woody Harrelson and Wesley Snipes.
Seriously, do you think this movie needs to be remade?


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