Two weeks ago Volkswagen released an ad with several dogs barking the Star Wars theme and now they released one with a dog being watched by aliens in at bar called The Dog Strikes Back. Personally I loved the Super Bowl commercial until they brought the bar scene in, although they had a great ending that left me gasping for air.
In a galaxy far far away, Volkswagen gathered a dozen dogs to bark out a song we all know very well. The twelve pups did the Star Wars theme in a way that has never been done before and should never be done again because the force was with this ad. Just arfdorable!!!
So what do dogs barking the John Williams song have to do with selling cars? Here is what the automobile manufacture posted with the ad on YouTube, “A canine chorus barks a familiar tune. Keep an eye out for our 2012 Game Day commercial—it will all make sense. Love Star Wars and Volkswagen? Create an Intergalactic Invite to your Big Game party here: http://vw.com/star-wars-invite.” Intrigued I am.
BTW it is very rare that a commercial comes on TV and makes me look up and replay it over and over, but that exactly what this ad did. Seriously doesn’t it make you want to howl at the moon?
All those geeks recreating Star Wars scenes, talking Klingon to their friends and strangers, comic book reading, video game playing, air guitar jamming, deciding who’s hotter Xena or Wonder Woman, attending every Sci Fi convention and still living in your parents’ basement/attic, well guess you can finally get laid! That is if you sell off some of your prized, mint-conditioned action figures.
How you ask? Dennis Hof, owner of Moonlite Bunny Ranch, is creating a brothel just for you. According to the Las Vegas Review Journal the Alien Cathouse is expected to open up on U.S. Highway 95 in Nye County within two months. Heidi Fleiss is assisting on the whorehouse’s theme which is said to be Area 51 with the women will be dressed as aliens. To all you geeks who have fantasized more about sleeping with a martian more than a woman, now you can get the best of both worlds in a galaxy real near-by.
So if you want out-of-this-world sex, then Alien Cathouse is for you! It definitely gives new meaning to be anally probed by an alien…
I know what I am getting some of my guy friends for Christmas next year! Think they will like it with a cherry on top or bottom?
Tonight’s Glee was so bad, it should be sent to a galaxy far far away.
If you are like me and are absolutely devastated by how horrible it was, here is the full Star Wars Holiday Special they reference dtheir Christmas Spectacular was suppose to be based on but it wasn’t, to enjoy and get you over the pain of the singing show.
You will see how even though the 1978 special was so bad, it was a million times better than tonight’s Fox show.
Seriously I hope that Matthew Morrison never directs another episode again because that was just plain disgraceful. They should fire him and the writer of tonight’s episode for such a travesty. Actually I have been looking for an out for the world’s worst rapper for a really long time and I think this should be it.
Coal in all of the stockings of the people who worked on this episode.
For some reason over the last few months Star Trek’s William Shatner and Star Wars’ Carrie Fisher have been in a battle over which series is better and at one point Princes Leia asked to see Captain Kirk in his original costume. Well today he responded by saying he is willing to do it because he can, but his response to her getting back in to her famous gold bikini will get her to raise a light saber to him.
I hope this battle ends soon before someone tells Scotty to beam them up because there is no intelligent life in this duel.
When it comes to which is better, to be honest they are both the same to me. (A bunch of my friends disowned me for saying that) And when it comes to them getting back in the original costumes, is it wrong for me to want to The Shat back in those tight black pants?
